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Bod · #26

I hate McDonalds with so much fury I could pass out. So many unhealthy people I know who try to follow a healthy diet in the unlikely hope that they will lose weight because they falter and go to McDonalds 'for a treat', FOR A TREAT?!!! Why for the love of all that is good in the world could anyone think that eating in that cess-pit of human depravity is a treat? It's not food, it's filler.

What is wrong with folk that they think eating flavoured dung is somehow pleasurable? What went wrong? What happened to flavour, texture and just the sheer joy or eating food. These people just wolf that shite down their throats without it touching the sides and then say 'Ooh, I could just eat another'. And then they moan that they're fat.

MarioRPG · #27

It's weird, McDonalds tastes like crap, but I'll still eat it on the occasion.

MIND CONTROL I TELLS YA.

MLE · #28

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........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on.

just in case you all missed this gem

xbxDaniel · #29

Hey Mario, could you check your messages man?

McDonalds is just gross. I went into one to get some coke and I couldn't stay in the place long enough to get a cup, I started to gag before I even made it to the counter. I wonder when they'll put in the moving sidewalks for their customers.

MarioRPG · #30

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........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on.

just in case you all missed this gem

That just made my day. Again.

Bod · #31

Mind control indeed. People I used to consider bright and decent actually take their children to that place. WHY?! 'Ooh little Johnny, if ya do ya homework you can be fed offal mushed in lard with heaps of sugar and salt, served in lashings of day-glo chemical sauce. Smashing, why don't you just stick your kids heads down a sewer and be done? What decent parent thinks they're feeding young minds let alone bodies in a productive and loving manner? This is cruelty. Why don't they just reward their kids with alcohol and cigarettes and give up all hope of an enjoyable life for their offspring? Bastards.

MarioRPG · #32

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What decent parent thinks they're feeding young minds let alone bodies in a productive and loving manner?

What's worse is parents that think this is a decent meal. Far too many.

Bod · #33

I have a friend in Milwaukee who's a manager of a pizza hut. She actually gets parents phoning up and bitching because the pizza delivery is late. They try to lay on a guilt trip that their kids are starving waiting for said food. Jesus Christ, how dare they attempt to make anyone else feel guilty cos they aren't capable of cooking a meal (let alone a healthy meal) for their kids. So many people should be spayed. Apparently these are some of the most regular customers. Not that pizza hut is anyway near as bad as McDonald's, but it's still junk.

MarioRPG · #34

Yeah, it's not like it's fair for someone that is a lazy/incompetent (pick one) parent to blame someone else for not making an effort. :/

MLE · #35

i'm not saying the food isn't crap, but they are paying for that service. it's their right as a customer to lodge a complaint where they see fit. that's just how company to client goes regardless of how bad the product is.

MarioRPG · #36

Still, people should be more patient, even if they ordered crap.

Schimid · #37

I think I am the only person on the entire Internet that thinks that a large Double Quarter-Pounder (no pickles, no onions) meal is awesome AND cheap.

I'm 5'10" and weigh around 155, just for the record

Bod · #38

I don't doubt that the delivery should turn up on time. And that a customer has a right to complain about tardiness. By all means make the staff feel guilty for being piss-poor at their jobs, but don't dare try to lay on the guilt 'because of the children', when they as parents should be feeling far more guilt.

Bod · #39

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I think I am the only person on the entire Internet that thinks that a large Double Quarter-Pounder (no pickles, no onions) meal is awesome AND cheap.

I can only make presumptions that like many Americans and Europeans that your palette has been ruined by a lifetime of too much junk. It's not impossible to stay slim on such a diet, especially if still young. But if one lives entirely on this crap, obesity is only one small side effect. My lodger is skinny and hasn't met a vegetable that wasn't on a pizza in her entire lifetime. She's very sluggish though, inactive, low concentration span and not very bright. I don't blame this all on junk, but it's a key factor of a shit lifestyle.

kahljorn · #40

Starvation takes a few days to die from. I used to be a waiter ;( I know these kinds of things.

AChimp · #41

Sometimes I eat at McDonald's twice in one day.

sadie · #42

i vote for more mcdonald's threads if only bod will post in them. :P

Bod · #43

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i vote for more mcdonald's threads if only bod will post in them. :P

Bring it on!

lumpisan · #44

Whew, I am back. Okay, now for my responses....... first, i like to spell it like Macdonalds because I think it looks cooler. Two, I am being forced to work at mcdonalds by the demons that live inside of my mind.

And to Bod...... You Rock so hard that if a person whos not cool read this there eyes would melt like so much grease in a fryulator. Oh, and if you think mcdonalds is healthy because you're a dumb fuck, go look near the dumpesters: we have a huge bin that we put our grease into. Its usually halfway full( or empty for you emo folk) . Thats one weeks worth of grease.

Oh, and thanks to fat pepole makeing burgers with like 7 peices of meat, We DONT EVEN GET FREE FOOD! Damn you fat pepole! You all need to be melted down for fertilizer so e can grow healthy food dammit!