Fucking, f..FUCK!

[Mad Melvin]

Ok, so im am officially very, VERY pissed off right now.

This is the situation:

I live in an apartment designed for students. There are two students in one apartment and both have their own room, but they have to share the kitchen and the bathroom.

I just got myself a new roommate. a motherfucking DRUG DEALER.

He is as big as a fucking house and yesterday when he first arrived, he was very drunk and right after he introduced himself, he said that if I want some heroin or meth, all I got to do is ask. Then he proceeded to share some experiences about beating people into a bloody pulp.

Then she called some mates of his and some obviously stoned 16-year old girls in 2 fucking AM to come to his oh so spanking new and great apartment to have some fun.

So I came to my parents house today, and hopefully I'll get a new apartment next week. I just hope that asshole won't steal my stuff I left there. The door of my room there is locked, but still.

This sucks.

[Fathom Zero]

I would have recommended hauling your shit back with you, a locked door isn't going to stop someone like him. Especially if he's in a drunken stupor.

[Mad Melvin]

The apartment is like 60km from here and I would need a van or something to get all my shit out of there. My PC, TV, all my DVDs and most of my clothes are in there. Not to mention the microwave in the kitchen.
I'll go get them on monday. If the stuff is still there.

[Fathom Zero]

Yikes. Here's to hoping everything's alright.

[Misdemonar]

Tell that motherfucker off before leaving.

[RaNkeri]

Is there anybody who you could inform/complain about such a person? Or have you thought of contacting the police(about the drugs I mean)?

[Mad Melvin]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

Is there anybody who you could inform/complain about such a person? Or have you thought of contacting the police(about the drugs I mean)?

Im calling my landlord on monday. I don't want to call the cops, 'cause I really don't want to get on the bad side of a professional drug dealer. Who knows what he might do.

[Ninjavenom]

Dude, i would NOT leave my stuff there. If i did, i would leave up some sort of ingenious/nefarious webcam feed or something and catch the bastard in the act of stealing your stuff of stashing drugs in it.

[Mad Melvin]

Well im not dancing the fucking macarena over the fact that my stuff is basically in the hands of Druggy McStabyou, but I really don't have a choice right now. There is no way to get my stuff out today. Hopefully tomorrow.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin

but they have to share the kitchen and the bathroom.

Shared kitchen, eh? Don't suppose he keeps his booze in there? Don't suppose a little arsenic might find it's way into his whiskey, eh?

I mean what won't these druggies do to try to get high, eh?

Of course I'm kidding.

[Marc Summers]

I thought my roommate was bad

Maybe you could just make insults that fly over his head all the time...

I can't think of any but maybe if you watch enough Frasier it will come to you :/

[noob3]

dude, free drugs & 16 year old girls on drugs!?

what are you complaining about lol

[Mad Melvin]

lol i dont know
One of the guys in there seemed to have fun having loud sex with one of the stoned girls in the bathroom. Maybe I could've JOINED THE PARTY if you know what I mean lol snorting dope and barely legal sex dont see anything wrong with that combination

[Tropical]

so NOW you want to have sex with your drug dealer and do his drugs?

[Mad Melvin]

hey, it's not too late. I bet there is a party going on right now. And tomorrow. And the day after that. And so on.

But in all seriousness, I just want him to move the fuck out. Or die. Yeah, I'd like that option better.

[ziggytrix]

Here's an idea for a fun prank!

Sometime when he's not looking switch out his herioin for Drano. Sure he'll be mad at first, but later on you'll both laugh about it!

[Mike]

The guy is not a big enough deal to have any effect in rings of any kind if he is living in a student apartment complex. Anyone major enough to be a threat would own some serious personal accomodation.

[jin]

haha, Mike "four-fingers" Corleone. ;p

You don't have to have weight in any "circles" to beat someone up ;o

[Mad Melvin]

Status update:

I'll be getting my stuff on wednesday afternoon and i'll have to put them on a temporary storage near the apartment. It took some time to get a van, 'cause my friend who owns it was on vacation. Then I called a few of my other friends to come help me move the stuff into the van.
I would have managed that by myself, but I thought I better have some backup just in case there is some trouble with señor Pissbrain.

I'm a little worried that some of the stuff might be missing. I hope i'm wrong.

[sadie]

you could always just narc him out.

[Archduke Tips]

A guy like that needs to be taken out of society.

[ziggytrix]

There's a song about your exact situation.

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.

[executioneer]

isn't being roomies FUN

[Mike]

I know that, jin. All I'm saying is that if Melvin gets the guy arrested he probably won't be much of a threat AFTER that. He could beat melvin up but after he's locked up I doubt he's got anyone else to do it for him.

[Mad Melvin]

So we got my stuff out yesterday. Luckily nothing was missing. The rest of the apartment however...
It looked like a bomb filled with rotting food and booze went off in the kitchen. The smell was terrible.
My now ex-roommate was passed out on the floor of his room and there was a puddle of puke next to him. We were there like 5 pm and he didn't even wake up when we took all the stuff out.

Now i'll have to start looking for a new apartment.