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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 10:08 PM        Say No to Psychic Sex
Everything is funny at 2 in the morning while driving friends home from a UFC viewing at another friends house... but listening to Coast to Coast in this mind set is classic.

Tuning in, this women had just called in, about a ghost that had raped her. The resident psychic said this "Most people who are abused by those of the spirit world go into the relationship with the ghost the first time of there own free will. Most ghosts won't have sex with you if you don't let them. If you say yes to a spirit the first time, out of lonelyness, boredom, whatever, they will keep coming back, and become abusive. So just say No to Psychic Sex with ghosts."

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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 09:53 AM       
Less clean up with spirit dick, I'll bet.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 01:55 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 02:01 PM       
am i the only one who is turned on by this?
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 02:32 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
that's not the way it worked in "ghostbusters."
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 09:37 PM       
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that's not the way it worked in "ghostbusters."
My thoughts exactly.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 12:02 AM       
I remember seeing that part when I was little and I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 10:37 AM       
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that's not the way it worked in "ghostbusters."
My thoughts exactly.
lol, ray stantz got ghost blowjob :P

and I WANT ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS!

It should have the ghostbuster sykmbol with the ghost having a boner.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:04 PM        Re: Say No to Psychic Sex
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Everything is funny at 2 in the morning while driving friends home from a UFC viewing at another friends house... but listening to Coast to Coast in this mind set is classic.

Tuning in, this women had just called in, about a ghost that had raped her. The resident psychic said this "Most people who are abused by those of the spirit world go into the relationship with the ghost the first time of there own free will. Most ghosts won't have sex with you if you don't let them. If you say yes to a spirit the first time, out of lonelyness, boredom, whatever, they will keep coming back, and become abusive. So just say No to Psychic Sex with ghosts."

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Old Jul 24th, 2006, 05:58 AM       
Hey, Grog? Grog. This is not the rest of the internet. Drop the forum cunt act or I'll send you back to 4chan.
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Old Jul 24th, 2006, 07:44 AM        Re: Say No to Psychic Sex
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Everything is funny at 2 in the morning while driving friends home from a UFC viewing at another friends house... but listening to Coast to Coast in this mind set is classic.

Tuning in, this women had just called in, about a ghost that had raped her. The resident psychic said this "Most people who are abused by those of the spirit world go into the relationship with the ghost the first time of there own free will. Most ghosts won't have sex with you if you don't let them. If you say yes to a spirit the first time, out of lonelyness, boredom, whatever, they will keep coming back, and become abusive. So just say No to Psychic Sex with ghosts."

We going to make it into a T-Shirt. TC-Shirts.
oops, wrong hole, what she said in the shower.
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Old Jul 24th, 2006, 02:41 PM       
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Hey, Grog? Grog. This is not the rest of the internet. Drop the forum cunt act or I'll send you back to 4chan.
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