Hey James what's up?

[Fathom Zero]

"this is real puma"

[Matt Harty]

That's actually true Noob3. I didn't feel like having to deal with the undeserved verbal abuse so I im'd Matt and asked him for his account info. Which is why Matt Harty suddenly came back right after I said i was leaving on the other account

[Matt Harty]

But now that you all know i'm going to bow out for a few months. I need to do some serious soul searching. I may be back. I may not. But I doubt anyone cares despite this thread.

Cya guys

[Zomboid]

More people that are going to commit suicide anyway should do it on webcam.

[Zomboid]

LOL APRIL FOOLS WAS YESTURDAY DOOD

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Zomboid

More people that are going to commit suicide anyway should do it on webcam.

Hear Hear!

[Fathom Zero]

I don't believe a word of what Matt Harty said.

[noob3]

why would anyone commit suicide i know i wouldnt have the balls to do it i just love livin' too much!

ahh i gotta go smoke a cig!!!

[MattJack]

because they want to go to heaven before everyone else

[noob3]

in my american history class we were talking about progressive laws that are still around today and the class was like oh gambling prostitution drugs and i was like "SUICIDE?" and my teacher looked at me weird and was like "i dont think that's a easy law to enforce!"

[Terra]

oh kee-ryst. it was my final post on that thread that did it. not cosmo's. if you idiots are that curious about what went down, you can pm me.

[MattJack]

or you could just share! Some of us find it ethically wrong to PM others.

SPILL THE BEANS TERRA

[Esuohlim]

Or you could tell us why he said "Cosmo" and not "Terra" and why the fuck you had anything to do with it since your final post was the usual flamboyant Terra insult that I associate with kellychaos and then move on.

[MattJack]

oh no you didnn

[Esuohlim]

MattJack you stay out of this lest you get hurt

[Matt Harty]

terra i demand you tell us this story and i will convert it to cartoon form so the tale of james' demise may live onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[MattJack]

You're right. I best check myself, must I wreck myself.

[Terra]

oh! hum. hum. hum. buh. buh. buh.

the true insider stuff is behind the scenes!! milhouse you KNOW better, you speak the code and frankly i'm surprised you've not figured it out.

[MattJack]

Unsolved Mysteries
Disgruntled Virgin Suicide or The End of Posting on I-Mockery?

Next after Golden Girls

[GADZOOKS]

I think it's ridiculous that people think it's because of something Cosmo (or Terra) said. James isn't that big of a wimp.

He'll probably show up all "It was a fucking joke, you idiots". You know how it is, with the jokes.

[Zomboid]

Y'know, after seeing james be a weirdo for a few years, I think that he really might have gone through with it. He seemed happy every now and then, but that was usually followed by bitching about video games or girls who don't notice him.

Edit: I don't think it's cause of them, I was just pointing out the last thing he said. It happened to involve them, but it's possible that he was gonna off himself anyway and that was just part of his breaking point.

[MattJack]

So if Cosmo and Terra provided the last straw on the camel's back that drove James to kill himself...


Does this mean that they will both be banned?

[Chojin]

Popn VS Internet: lol, how many posts did you asfafasfsdasffaf out
Popn VS Internet: or do you like, do a handful a day
Popn VS Internet: as a project
JamesmanX: I just did all that that night
Popn VS Internet: but why\
JamesmanX: Just felt like it
Popn VS Internet: you just felt like deleting 100 posts and throwing a hissyfit in the terra and cosmo thread?
JamesmanX: Yeah :/
Popn VS Internet: okay, so why did you just feel like it
Popn VS Internet: LIT-TUL LAY-DEE
JamesmanX: Because it's all worthless anyway

After that he didn't want to talk. This was march 26th, and he's still online regularly, just not on i-mockery. As far as I can tell, he got really upset that I wouldn't lock the thread in loveline after he made another picture for it, but it was more of him feeling unappreciated than anything. When you don't really have a life outside the internet, I guess it tends to mean more to you.

Well, whatever. James is a funny (if VERY, VERY SENSITIVE) guy, and I hope he grows up and realizes that acting like that was stupid. And then he could maybe make another adventure.

[MattJack]

Damn, the end to this story sucked.

Can you lie and make up a better one Chojin?

[Chojin]

JAMESMAN, THE PRESIDENT IS IN DANGER. HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY TERRORISTS.

NO.

YES. AND YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE HIM.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO.

FIRST YOU MUST DELETE YOUR RECENT I-MOCKERY POSTS SO THEY CAN'T IDENTIFY YOU.

WITHIN THE HOUR.