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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 10:13 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 10:14 PM       
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Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.
Some of us have a hankering for placenta.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 11:34 PM       
Have fun being a dad and get sleep whenever you can. Congrats!
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 11:53 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 12:12 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 12:41 AM       
Heya, guys! How's everybody doing over in this neck of the woods?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 03:11 AM       
this isnt a neck, this is clearly the small of the back of the woods
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 09:21 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 09:25 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:38 AM       
Congrats 10k. Its not really as hard as people make it out to be.

Your kid turn 1 yet Kitsa? Shouldnt she be sometime around now?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:48 AM       
I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 10:56 AM       
I wouldn't be into it. It's not really my thing. But I know a lot of people that are and there's a big audience for it. Go for it, man.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 11:26 AM       
Can I make fun of the fatties?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 11:32 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 01:15 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 04:12 PM       
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THIS.

You need one.

Trust me.
Seconded. Congratulations Bill, and welcome to "the dark side" of the force.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 05:04 PM       
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Last night I dreamed my brother's unit got put on the front lines in Afghanistan. Naturally, when I woke up, I didn't want to go back to sleep.

Did I forget to mention my brother is in Afghanistan?
Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 05:15 PM       
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I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?
Don't you already have one and its caled IMOCKERY.COM/FORUM?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 07:21 PM       
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Clay already told us. We instructed him not to die. He better bloody listen.
Damn right he better listen.

Anyhow, in my little corner of the Army, I just got a promotions.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 07:33 PM       
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I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?
I'd read it, I'm trying to get in better shape and only have a vague idea of what I'm doing so sure.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 07:34 PM       
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I'm thinking about getting a Personal Trainer certificate and starting a nutrition & fitness blog. Do you think this is a good idea? Would you want to read something like that?

This isn't for money or fame or anything. I just offer this kind of advice to everyone all the time, and I think getting my "writings" down in "print" would be therapeutic for me and hopefully curb my desire to do it IRL all the time. Also it would be easier to just give my coworkers a link.

You have my permission to be honest without getting banned. This time.
I'm always on the lookout for new workout and diet advice, so I'd be game.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 08:08 PM       
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Wanted to say I'm sorry to hear about your situation with you being robbed and your dog being killed. I just wanted to say sorry for giving you a hard time before and stating crude things about your first marriage. I feel like an asshole and just wanted to apologize for the way I acted before. Take it easy.
Just got this in this afternoon.

The part I find amusing is that Babs thinks he gave me a hard time.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 08:17 PM       
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THIS.

You need one.

Trust me.
Haha, that baby is all like "whoah, I'm in some sort of... swing."
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Old Jan 22nd, 2011, 08:20 PM       
Tadao, I am also sorry for giving you a hard time. I know I give you a hard time, and it's very easy for me to make you feel bad. You probably get upset very easily when I talk down to you and I'm reasonably sorry.
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