noob3 wont be back for awhile.

[ProfessorCool]

This place is like Chuck E. Chesse " Where a kid can be a kid"

Fartin sometimes acts like the square father in the commercial who trys to shoot a basket.

[Matt Harty]

[FartinMowler]

We don't have Chuckncheese and if you say it's ok for Noob3 to be dumb because he's "growing up" then don't let me get in your way Make fun of me all you want I don't have homework or pimples to pop so keep it coming....

[ProfessorCool]

But don't you have a family?

[Matt Harty]

One of them is probably sticking crayola crayons in a blender right now.

HEY FARTIN PUT DOWN THE BUD FOR A SEC AND CHECK YOUR KIDS

[FartinMowler]

I was really sick last week and I am on antibiotics so no alchohol tonight. My kids are upstairs drawing I will play hockey with my older one and then watch America's funniest home video's with them and then tuck them to bed and then watch MatchStick Men with the wife and maybe get lucky later actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination...

[Matt Harty]

DO THEY DRAW LITTLE FOLD UP CARDS THAT SAY "I <3 YOU DADDY " ?

[Supafly345]

Now, that isn't a very good way to tease. Unless of course you were talking about his wife too.

[Schimid]

What a great thread.

[Jixby Phillips]

I just wanted to stop in and say I think this thread is great too like schimid says!

[jin]

I like noob too. :<

[Command Prompt]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I was really sick last week and I am on antibiotics so no alchohol tonight. My kids are upstairs drawing I will play hockey with my older one and then watch America's funniest home video's with them and then tuck them to bed and then watch MatchStick Men with the wife and maybe get lucky later actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination...

drawing = cowering

hockey = "hide the pony"

America's Funniest Home Video's = videotape of last nights "playtime" to get myself aroused

tuck them into bed = touch them where they NEED it while they scream "WHY DADDY WHY"

maybe get lucky later actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination... = chase my wife through the house, hold her down while she screams and anally rape her and then beat her with the phone while she lies in the corner sobbing, and saying to herself "why, oh why" and then go on the computer and inform (bore) everyone at I-mockery wuith my detailed little existence.

[Dole]

DESTROY ALL HUMANS

[sadie]

this thread, it's a swell one.

[kellychaos]

I'm getting swell ... um ... down there ... just thinking about it.

[Big Papa Goat]

Fartin ruined Noobs thread.

[Comrade Rocket]

Fartin killed my father and raped my mother

[Supafly345]

Very funny, you were right to assume that that joke would work as well with him as it did with cigarettes.

[Big Papa Goat]

you're so bitter these days supafly

[FartinMowler]

Fartin ruined Noobs thread

Noob3 isn't here so it's my thread :/ dummy

[Carnivore]

This thread, as is the case with most threads bearing Noob's name, was ruined before its inception.

[Lenor]

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

ohh and carni, leave your stupid white trash ass outta shit that doenst pertain to you.

[Rongi]

I like noob because he has good taste in music and he also likes zebra cakes.

[MEATMAN]

Originally Posted by Lenor

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

ohh and carni, leave your stupid white trash ass outta shit that doenst pertain to you.

Hey! I'm nowhere near 30 years old! And what's more, I have a VERY good reason for acting the way I do!

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Lenor

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

Even Lenore is taking blows with reputation shattering statements.