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creeposaurus · #**2926**

X-men: First Class. It was comically inaccurate but I wasn't disappointed.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**2927**

As in it wasn't accurate per the comics or it was so inaccurate to something else it was comical?

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**2928**

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...8072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

dextire · #**2929**

Green is evil! Yellow is the color of the sun!

There's... there's just so much wrong with that review.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**2930**

I wanted to say something about soilent green vs yellow scare and how the green lantern movie is good juxtoposition against these typecast colors.

creeposaurus · #**2931**

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

As in it wasn't accurate per the comics or it was so inaccurate to something else it was comical?

Wasn't accurate per comics

Tadao · #**2932**

Why, what did the comedians say was inaccurate?

Pentegarn · #**2933**

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...8072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

You know, for a liberal "cultured" know-it-all, the reviewer certainly didn't seem to know that Green Lantern existed before pretty much everything he bitched that it ripped off

EDIT: Also I had to pile on in the comment section too

Mad Melvin · #**2934**

The Elephant Man

I've always been meaning to see this movie and now I finally did. I feel very sad.

A masterpiece.

Pentegarn · #**2935**

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...8072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

I think the critic disabled comments on his article cause he was getting verbally ass raped

Pentegarn · #**2936**

Oops nevermind, my browser was just not loading them

dextire · #**2937**

Brainiac. It's an old Mexican horror movie from the 60's that I'd somehow never heard of.
It's pure b-movie cheese gold!

kahljorn · #**2938**

ive seen that its preety good. i think i had his lit up eyes for an avatar for a smidgeon or at least thought about it ;/

kahljorn · #**2939**

i like when they're anncounging his crimes at the beginning and they're all, "FUCK EVERYBODIES WIVES" or something and he just laughs.

darkvare · #**2940**

i watched robocop and i still cry when the cops shoot him

Fathom Zero · #**2941**

All Hail Duke · #**2942**

x-men first class

pretty solid except for the broads playing emma frost and mystique

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**2943**

Maniac cop 3. Hot damn this movie is ridiculous. Over the top action with a renegade zombie cop.

he's also apparently "the black rambo of terror"

captain516 · #**2944**

Green Lantern reminded me of Dune. Not storywise or anything, but in both cases they tried to adapt a sci-fi epic and it just doesn't work as one movie.

dextire · #**2945**

It's because Ryan Reynolds is just too deeply Canadian isn't it?

Phoenix Gamma · #**2946**

Just got back from Green Lantern. I only saw it because Ryan Reynolds is one of three actors I'd totally go gay for (the other two are Pierce Brosnan and Joseph Gordon-Lovett).

It wasn't the worst movie I ever saw. It's better than Daredevil, for certain. But then again, I think Thor looks shitty and don't even want to see it. I just wish Green Lantern had more action; it definitely reminded me of Iron Man where the whole damn thing was exposition until the end when the movie suddenly comes to a halt. I was so pumped for the fight and it was over before it even got heated up (and the award for subtle spoiler goes to...)

Also, the pacing was fucking weird. They'd dwell on some things forever but then WOOOP HAL'S FLYING. The scene where the ring calls him is literally:

"Well I was at my 11 year old nephew's birthday for 5 whole minutes. I'll just walk to my car and OH FUCK WHAT WHERE AM I GOING FUCK SHIT PISS".

Followed by more of Hal brooding infront of his babe. Then he gets into a fight in a parking lot and OH HEY I ACCIDENTALLY A GIANT FIST.

I'm just fucking sick of superhero movies. Can we go back to coming up with new ideas so we can stop milking old franchises?