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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 03:00 AM       
It seemed got at the time...
Maybe I just hate Seth way more than Jeffrey Ross.

What's worse is that I like Hasselhoff. And not an an ironic way. In an "I like Hasselhoff" way.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 03:09 AM       
What was this year's joke to beat into the ground?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 03:28 AM       
I keep falling asleep and waking up during the next reairing

The burger thing is coming up a lot. And not having a job. Actually the judges from America's got Talent had a video for him where they were just like "MAAAAAN IT'S AWESOME STILL BEING ON THIS SHOW AND HAVING BETTER RATINGS. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT 'NO JOB' THING." Even Hulk Hogan was making fun of Hoff not having a job. Which is the pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it (unless being in a reality show = employed).

Also, being popular in Germany = cheap and easy transition into a Holocaust joke. HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THAT HITLER? I'M PRETTY EDGY HUH?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 10:43 AM       
What lameo told the Hitler joke?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 11:20 AM       
Lots of people went for Holocaust jokes. AW IF THEY PLAYED YOUR MUSIC THE JEWS WOULD HAVE RUN INTO THOSE INCINERATORS. Jeffery Ross had some thing about HEIL HASSLEHOFF or whatever. And a few others here and there.

Special award to Lisa Lampinelli for making the entire theater really uncomfortable by telling Pamela Anderson she's had more surgery than Roger Ebert! "IT'S A ROAST PEOPLE!" It's cancer ya bitch.
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 02:43 AM       
Oh man, I would have laughed at that and I fucking HATE Lisa Lampinelli.
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Old Aug 18th, 2010, 07:32 PM       
My favorite roaster so far other than Norm MacDonald at the Bob Saget roast is Giblert Gottfredd, to me he kills every time
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Old Aug 18th, 2010, 08:15 PM       
I'll have to agree with you about Norm there, Sex Leper. His meta-humor at the Bob Saget roast was great and it was sort of a subtle fuck-you to Comedy Central and their stupid roasts.

But then again Norm MacDonald is awesome and he's just like Bill Murray in that he doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks. I loved it when he was on Millionaire and he kept making snap decisions without thinking and Regis kept nagging him to actually give the questions some thought. Norm would have won the million of Regis didn't make him second-guess himself on the last question.
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 11:45 AM       
Watching teen moms on mtv. I want to karate chop about 90% of the people on this show.
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 01:07 PM       
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Watching teen moms on mtv. I want to karate chop about 90% of the people on this show.
My wife is addicted that that shit. One episode I watched with her (I think from last season) the single mom dumped her baby on her mom then went out with her friends to meet some guy. She gets there and the guy she was so excited to meet just got on her ass about not being home with her baby and what is she doing out partying with friends so late. Same girl whos mom beat the shit out of her for being a twat between seasons.
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My wife is addicted that that shit. One episode I watched with her (I think from last season) the single mom dumped her baby on her mom then went out with her friends to meet some guy. She gets there and the guy she was so excited to meet just got on her ass about not being home with her baby and what is she doing out partying with friends so late. Same girl whos mom beat the shit out of her for being a twat between seasons.
I saw that one. Her mom is ridiculous. I love/hate the one big guy on the show because between him and the girlfriend I don't know how they functioned enough to procreate. Did you see the episode on the beach where he's like "WANNA MARRY????" Then he gets down on his knee in the sand. Doesn't do anything for a minute......then brings out a ring from somewhere. It looked as if someone were directing him to do things but he wasn't really following what to do because he's an idiot.
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 02:44 PM       
No cant say I caught that one. Although my wife was telling me about one where that guy told that fat chick that he needed to be single for a weekend because there was this girl he was interested in.
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 03:09 PM       
Oh man. I have a special karate chop waiting for him.
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 03:47 PM       
Doesnt she beat him up regularly and laugh about it?
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Old Aug 19th, 2010, 04:36 PM       
Yeah, they're both dum dums. Speaking of which....new Jersey Shore episode tonight. As bad as these shows are and the idiots who are on them are I always feel better about my own life.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2010, 11:24 AM       
Finally got season 2 of True blood in the mail. Watched the first two episodes. Lafayette has the most ridiculous lines.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2010, 10:21 PM       
Just watched the first 3 episodes of Oz.

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Good, but parts seem a tad unlikely. Does it get better?
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 02:39 AM       
I just watched the first season of Dexter for the first time, and I fucking loved it.
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I love how they have Ryan O'Reilly doing Allstate commercials right now and he's impersonating a teenage girl driving wrecklessly in a parking lot. He's like "OMG, Kara's hair turned out bad. Let's go shopping" with a vicious tone in his voice.
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 06:41 PM       
That's him? I thought he looked vaguely familiar.

Most of the cast of Oz seemed vaguely familiar anyway. My brother got a kick out of Juno's dad making someone his bitch.
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 07:26 PM       
I'm used to seeing him as J Jonah Jameson in the spider man movies. Then I saw him rape the shit out of Beetcher in Oz and was like "Oh Shit!". Then he called that alabisi guy a ******.
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