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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 09:23 AM        Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
It's funny because it's true.
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Old Dec 18th, 2005, 11:32 AM       


WTF?! FTW?!
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 04:21 PM       
More like it's OLD because it's OLD
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 01:24 PM       
so what, thats what this forum is for you gay

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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 02:27 PM       


WTF?! FTW?![/quote]
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 01:23 AM       
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

And Esuohlim, Your avatar Kicks ass.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 01:16 PM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM       
I was the blind man
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 05:32 AM       
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 05:36 AM       
Ooh, my friend show me these about 1 month ago, those kick ass :D There were also Vin Diesel facts too :D
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 07:51 AM       
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hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
How about Steven Segal?
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
steven segal???? all he does is pat someone on the shoulder and they go flying into a wall! talk about well-respected!!
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 07:06 PM       
more like womti, in south boston, wihtout a green card!
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
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hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
He's not just a has-been actor/total gym endorser, but he's also an author!



Now we've got a whole new medium by which to rip on him.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
I thought you had to be literate in order to write.

Wait, maybe he has a receptionist take dictation. :innuendo
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 09:55 PM       
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 10:20 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:59 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:27 PM       
My grandfather looked like chuck norris, only not as in shape.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 10:24 PM       
So what? He had a black hat?
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
Not that I know of. Quiet possible though, he was rich.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 01:34 AM       
hes rich eh ?
that explains everything
your grandfather PAID to look like Chuck Norris
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
Of course. Never thought of that.
Anyways, we'd better get back to panicing.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:39 AM       
would you gays shut up about chuck norris already, jesus
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Old Jan 20th, 2006, 10:34 AM       
his tears cure cancer, yet he does not cry...
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