Why

[Perndog]

...does hooking up with a woman (or girl, for you youngsters) suddenly make you more attractive to all other females? Even if they don't know it? Okay, yeah, I basically understand why. But hell, this is backwards. I want them all to be into me when I'm single, so I can choose freely. There's no point to it if they wait until I'm unavailable and then all start making eyes at me at once.