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Old May 7th, 2008, 01:12 PM       
Boll is the best (and only) pro wrestling-style heel the film industry has ever had.
I can't wait for his next response
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Old May 7th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
Stride with give you some gum if you sign it. Because you don't already have a good enough reason to sign the petition, right?

http://movieblog.ugo.com/index.php/m..._and_chew_gum/

Hooray for pandering to people for publicity.
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Old May 24th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
Is he trying to get "Artsy" on us now? And what the hell is Dave Foley doing in this?

http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/05/23...tml?ref=movies

May 23, 2008
Anarchy With a Short Attention Span

By NATHAN LEE
Published: May 23, 2008

Infantile, irreverent and boorish to the max, “Postal” explodes with bad attitude and lousy filmmaking. Opening with the sine qua non of tasteless 9/11 gags and closing with a shot of President Bush (Brent Mendenhall) skipping through a field of mushroom clouds hand in hand with “Sammy,” a k a Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas), this idiot burlesque of American society manages to be both clueless and fearless.

Jokes about Oprah’s diet and indecisive Starbucks customers? Tired. A celebrity midget (Verne Troyer) being gang-raped by monkeys to advance the apocalyptic agenda of the orgiastic hippie cult Denomination of Organic Monotheism? Timeless!

With the unflappable German troublemaker Uwe Boll as producer, director and co-writer, the film is loosely based on a controversial video game about a trailer park resident (Zach Ward) going “postal” in the small town of Paradise, Ariz. — and is strictly for fans of short-attention-span anarchy and desultory ultraviolence.

Were Mr. Boll less technically inept — if nothing else, his movie is a master class in botched editing — he might have been on to something as viciously cathartic as “Team America: World Police.” As it stands (barely, flatulently, clutching a humongous firearm), “Postal” is a gimpy half-step forward for the man popularly known as “the worst filmmaker in the world.”

“Postal” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian) for pervasive violence, language, nudity and ineptitude.

POSTAL

Opens on Friday in Manhattan.

Directed by Uwe Boll; written by Mr. Boll and Bryan C. Knight, inspired by the video game; director of photography, Mathias Neumann; edited by Julian Clarke; production designer, Tink; produced by Mr. Boll, Shawn Williamson and Dan Clarke; released by Event Film. At the Quad Cinema, 34 West 13th Street, Greenwich Village. Running time: 1 hour 39 minutes.

WITH: Zach Ward (Dude), Dave Foley (Uncle Dave), Jackie Tohn (Faith), Larry Thomas (Osama bin Laden), Erick Avari (Habib), Brent Mendenhall (George W. Bush) and Verne Troyer (himself).
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Old May 24th, 2008, 12:01 PM       
I think it'll be funny. He's trying to be campy.
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Old May 25th, 2008, 02:21 PM       
So the communists are all up in arms about the new Indiana Jones movie. So much that certain news stations were stating it might re-open the cold war between Russia and U.S.

I think Postal will be my counter-example.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 06:11 PM       
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