QUESTION ABOUT MORTAL KOMBAT

[Guitar Woman]

How come it fucking sucks so much, I mean fuck I rehearse special combos like five times before I try them out and then when I try them I just stand there kicking the air and crouching like a fucking retard while my opponent whips out his giant phallic-symbol special move that rapes me to pieces without me even getting the chance to hit him

srsly guys what the hell

[Guitar Woman]

Fatalities won't work for me either, same thing as with the special moves I stand there and do all the shit I'm supposed to and NOTHING HAPPENS, except that I end up looking like a fucking dumbass, jesus christ fuck this game so much

[Angryhydralisk]

Which Mortal Kombat game are you playing? And why are you trying combos? Can't you just play as Scorpion and just use the spear over and over again?

[Schimid]

Whenever I play Mortal Kombat, I always play and finish the guy and get all my friends around and get all cocky and try to do a fatality and just end up elbowing the dude in the chin and he falls.

[gimmidamonii]

ya right shmid you probably do fantastic. why? i believe.

[Chojin]

Mortal Kombat 1 and 2 were awesome :<

[MarioRPG]

high punch, high punch, high punch, high punch, trip

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

How come it fucking sucks so much, I mean fuck I rehearse special combos like five times before I try them out and then when I try them I just stand there kicking the air and crouching like a fucking retard while my opponent whips out his giant phallic-symbol special move that rapes me to pieces without me even getting the chance to hit him

srsly guys what the hell

I you are refering to to the first game, you're pretty pathetic if you cant pull of a special attack or fatality, and you should kill yourself. I was ripping out spines with Sub Zero when I was 10.

[MattJack]

MK1-3 are the only ones worth playing. I GUESS Ultimate MK is aight, but it's more of a rehash.

Sub-Zero will dominate you, over and over again. He wuz my favowrit.

[Angryhydralisk]

The only ones worth my time were Deception (Which teased me with an okay plot that was promptly trashed with Armageddon.) and 2.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm playing 2. On the SNES. As SubZero.

[Jeff The Ninja]

You Are Lame.

[Guitar Woman]

I can get his Freeze move to work, but even on the lowest difficulty setting they ALWAYS DUCK IT.

[RaNkeri]

Ever heard of Ground freeze?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Checkmate.

[Guitar Woman]

That's what I'm trying to get him to do, but it JUST WON'T HAPPEN.

[Guitar Woman]

Besides, the fuckers'd probably just jump over it.

[MetalMilitia]

Perhaps it's your Assburgers.

[gimmidamonii]

The thread may have taken a turn for the worse, what with Metal Militia, Jeff and yours truly all skirting legitimate discussion w/ nonsense. So far, the thread gets 6/10: after my post here, 9/10.

Mortal Kombat is a sacriligous derivative of Street Fighter and the only reason everyone has contorted their fingers and dumbed down their mind to fit the 'fighting engine' is a few hundred pixels of red (grey on SNES).

If you want proof, select Johnny Cage, perform the 'nut punch', and take a long hard look at your life. Do you really want to be wasting your virtual world time as a two-bit actor performing the splits in front of a blue screen?

Boon, Tobias < Japs

[MetalMilitia]

You have Assburgers also.

[Angryhydralisk]

The diagnosis is that you suck at fighting games.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

You have Assburgers also.

it's probably more along the lines of high-functioning autism

although not THAT high-functioning

[timrpgland]

I love how whenever GW sucks at a game that game also sucks.

Anyway, I've never been a fan of the MK series myself

[gimmidamonii]

Or B. Orchid, amazing CG breasts on B. Orchid.

I have aspergers

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Sigh, despite the fact that the fatalities and blood were a cheap gimick and the gameplay was dumbed down and inferior to Street Fighter II, it was a staple during my childhood. I probably shoulda just bought Turbo 10 years ago, though