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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 07:15 PM       
I think a semi-autobiographical work is a fantastic idea, Fathom
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 07:16 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
Since you're such a comedian, why don't you come up with movie ideas?

I bet you could rival Adam Sandler even.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
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Movies Greenlighted During the WGA Strike
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 10:06 AM       
I got one: what if that Anton Chrgurh guy from No Country for Old Men went up against Danny Trejo from Machete? A free-for-all in Texas: psychopathic killer with a fetish with awesome weaponry versus a Mexican Federale with a knife fetish.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 03:07 PM       
how about "opposite day: the movie" ? but as a jerry bruckheimer/michael bay joint.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
You know how "Man on the Moon" was a bio-pic on Andy Kaufman?

Well, shit man! Bio-pics is whole PASTURE of cash cows!

Just do bio-pics on:

John Belushi
Randy Rhoades
Bill Bixby
Eazy - E
Grahmn Chapman
Jim Henson
Richard Pryor
Sid Vicious
Steven Hawking
Christopher Reeves
Ray Charles
Tony Iommi
Ed Wood
The Monkees
Gary Owens
William Burroughs
Jack Kirby
Matthew Broderick
Cliff Burton
Steven Seagal
Marilyn Chambers
Thomas Jefferson
Rollie Fingers
Herve Villachaize
Berke Breathed
The Marquis deSade
Martha Quinn

There is really no end, y'know? I don't see why I read so many comments all over the nets about lack of originality in movies.
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 05:59 PM       
furry encounters gypsy, cursed, turns into actual dog, subsequently euthanized
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 06:45 PM       
hahahahah <3
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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 07:26 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 11:04 PM       
What if, instead of flashlights, there were flashdarks?
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 04:14 AM       
A story about a guy thay watches TV all day long and has no friends, but one day their parents started to medicate him with some pills recomended by an strange doctor, then the guy started to be more sociable but he is not all good cause he adopted the personility of every single TV show that he saw...
This is awefull, i'm uninspired right now, oh man i miss smoking weed
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 04:19 AM       
How about "Mystery of the Edited Post"
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 04:47 AM       
How about a story about a guy from Michigan that is a calm boy in real life but when he is posting on the internet evil forces surrounded him and he started to recording voice messages with satanic hidden messages in it, the thing that no one realizes is that this guy is about to become in the next antichrist and is waiting for the judgement day to reinforce his demon army!
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
I think there's huge, untapped potential for a zombie movie. Make one that's more realistic, that goes more along the guidelines of the Zombie Survival Guide. Maybe throw in different zombie types, just for flavor. Of course, you'd NEED George Romero (did I spell that right?) to direct the gore effects.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:24 PM       
Romero knows squat about effects, he'll tell you that himself. Tom Savini is the person you are thinking of, he did the effects for the Dead movies and directed the 90's remake of Night.

In other news The Zombie Survival Guide sucks and Max Brooks is a huge douche. But his second book is being made into a movie right now, World War Z. It will also blow.

I think zombie movies should go back to the standard stuff. Not a fan of the fast zombies.

Fido was a cool new territory zombie flick.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
Max Brooks is at the top my disingenuous list. He's a huge dick.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 01:14 AM       
He's a rich kid. Typical spoiled brat.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 01:30 AM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 11:14 AM       
Whooops, my mistake. :P
They're making a movie out of it?! It was a great book, but I dunno if I want to see the movie. It'll probably ruin the book, just like LotR. Great books, shitty movies.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 10:46 PM       
Need to make a Freakazoid movie. John Leguizamo as Freakazoid, Bob Hoskins as Cosgrove. Welcome back the dream team!
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 11:06 PM       
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But his second book is being made into a movie right now, World War Z. It will also blow.
That book sucked ass. Nothing but a horrible waste of garbage. I don't even know why it's sitting on my bookshelf. I really should just throw it in the trash.
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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 11:32 PM       
I got it for free, and I still feel ripped off.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 12:15 AM       
I loved that book! What about it didn't you like???
And if you're gonna make a movie based on a cartoon, you damn well better keep it a cartoon, preferably with the original voice actors. Speed Racer is a perfect example, it looks like shit.
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 12:27 AM       
Dr O, stop arguing with fact! It is a motherfucking fact that it was awful. Stop arguing!
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