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10,000 Volt Ghost · #1

So I went to the parade on sunday and they had all the usual things, dancers, bagpipers, teamsters, etc. Two things that actually shocked me though:

1.) Santa Claus driving a convertible in the parade.

2.) A pink Cadillac with a horn that plays La Cucaracha.

Ain't nothing finer

MetalMilitia · #2

I went to a Westcounty agricultural show and there was a santa in a cage being attacked by a dinosaur.

Fathom Zero · #3

Shit, that makes me hate America.

Pub Lover · #4

The Royal Bath & West?

I remember it being fun, but I can't remember why.

MetalMilitia · #5

Close! That's about 20 miles down the road. It's actually a local show called Frome Cheese Show. It's mostly a show for people to exhibit their prize cheeses and livestock. Unfortunately only a small part is concerned with santas in cages with dinosaurs

WhiteRat · #6

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Shit, that makes me hate America.

Because of a silly parade? Don't leave your room, i hear there are parades everywhere. Don't turn around either....there's one right behind you.

Fathom Zero · #7

AHHHHHHHHH

Pentegarn · #8

I couldn't work in my primary work zip code yesterday because of the parade, so i had to go to the outskirts of town and do what work orders I had there.

Girl Drink Drunk · #9

i didn't do anything for St Patricks Day or even get drunk

Kitsa · #10

Last parade I went to, there was a lion in a kilt pulling a gorilla in a bicycle rickshaw. I still haven't figured that one out.

Fat_Hippo · #11

I didn't even realize it was St. Patricks day.

Tadao · #12

I haven't had a drink on St. Patricks day for 4 years straight.

liquidstatik · #13

st patrick was a dweeb

Tadao · #14

He was a Saint!

MetalMilitia · #15

Anyone that can kill a dragon is a-ok in my book.

Kitsa · #16

It's the worst day in the world if you have red hair. Every dipshit on the planet (seemingly) is following you around going, "Hurr, hurr, you Irish? You must be Irish." or even the brain-busting revelation, "You got red hair!" Do I? Really? Wow, shit, thank you.

RaNkeri · #17

Isn't St. Patricks day just one of these days when it's ok to get dunk?

Heh, I wonder why we don't celebrate St. Patricks

Tadao · #18

That a kiss random people because they are Irish.

MetalMilitia · #19

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

It's the worst day in the world if you have red hair.

Every day is the worst day in the world when you have red hair.

Tadao · #20

My Girlfriend is Irish with red hair.

executioneer · #21

NEXT ETHNIC DRINKING DAY IS CINCO DE MAYO, BUY YOUR TEQUILA/CERVESA NOW FOLKS

10,000 Volt Ghost · #22

I like drinking on St. Patricks day and celebrating but I also celebrate it 6 months before and 6 months afterword. Everyone once in a while I get yelled at for having red hair, but I dye mine. I just don't like how people assimilate St. Patricks day with getting full blown tanked, there's more too it than that.

and five de Mayo IS coming up, I plan on drinking a bit, but I don't assume everyone with a spanish or mexican ancestry is getting full-on hammer smashed.