I think I just went on the biggest spending spree ever

[leathco]

Been a hell of a week. Got the tax check back, and went fucking crazy.

I bought a second laptop, an Asus eee and 2 gigs of ram plus a 16 gig SDHC card to go with it. No big deal.

We've been planning on me getting a new vehicle, found a hell of a deal for 2000 dollars. A 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited 4x4. 80 thousand miles. Leather, heated, power seats. Power locks and mirrors. CD player. I thought it was a hell of a deal and a great replacement for my old 1985 Dodge Aries, and the interior has more luxury items than my wifes 2005 Ford Taurus.

Than the biggest deal. I currently live in a trailer court. Ran across a house ad I couldn't pass up. 25 thousand dollars for a 3 bedroom, 1 1/5 bathroom, 3.75 acres of land. I looked it up, and it had recently been remodeled a couple of years back. Owner was renting it and got fucked by the tenants cause they hadn't paid rent in damn near half a year, so she evicted them and this time just wanted to sell it. I was happy to oblige, so now I'm moving as well. I had 10,000 in the bank in savings, I took 5000 of it and got a loan for the rest.

Just wanted to get all that out, I think I've spent a crapload of cash this week.

[Esuohlim]

I spent three bucks on some Chef Boyardee today

[leathco]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I spent three bucks on some Chef Boyardee today

Damn, you got the name brand stuff? I usually get the cheap knock-off stuff from save-a-lot. It *usually* tastes similar, although every once in a while you get a can with funky sauce.

[Mockery]

That is one hell of a spending spree, but it's not like you splurged on shit you didn't need or anything. Congrats on the new house, I except a full photographic tour of the place once you've moved in.

As for me, I haven't gotten all my forms in yet, so I'm still waiting to be able to file my personal taxes.

[executioneer]

i dont get money back from taxes, i usually owe a little

but hey i get more month to month so uh i guess that makes up for it

[Fathom Zero]

My family's already getting back $6000+ and I still haven't filed yet.

[Supafly345]

Man I spend money too lemme tell ya.

[MLE]

1 1/5 bathroom? Is that just a sink?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think it's a bare room with a hole in the floor.

[Evil Robot]

Here in NYC that 3 bedroom house would go for $750K to $1.5M. Why is your house so cheap? Does it have a small penis?

[leathco]

1 1/2 bath = one full bathroom, one bathroom without a shower or bathtub, just a sink and toilet.

Why so cheap? Well, it is across from a power plant. And I think she's tired of dealing with people screwing her over on renting, and just wants the cash from selling it.

[executioneer]

well you typed 1 1/5

[Zbu Manowar]

Power plant? Let me guess: Ohio?

[Durin]

a 1/5 bathroom would be like a roof toilet or something. No sink, no toilet paper holder, just a toilet on the roof. Or maybe a urinal in your bedroom or somethin.

[WhiteRat]

Can we get some closure on this issue by letting us know if this was indeed your biggest spending spree ever?

[Fat_Hippo]

Originally Posted by Durin413

Or maybe a urinal in your bedroom or somethin.

Hey, that actually sounds like it could be very nice to have...it would look kind of weird, and guests would without doubt stare, and possibly never return, but it would be pure comfort! No more walking to the bathroom across the cold floor and back...ahhh, if only it were socially acceptable.

[Colonel Flagg]

I once looked at a house that had a functional toilet in the middle of the bedroom - maybe that counts as 1/5?

[Fat_Hippo]

Well, let's see what makes a full bathroom, and what's left when you take it apart: A full bathroom has: a shower, a bath, a sink, a toilet and a uhhh...a cabinet. Yeah, let's go with that. Of course, you could take the shower and the bath together, and then a toilet would only be a fourth. This is a dilemma indeed. Any thoughts on this matter of utmost importance?

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo

Well, let's see what makes a full bathroom, and what's left when you take it apart: A full bathroom has: a shower, a bath, a sink, a toilet and a uhhh...a cabinet. Yeah, let's go with that. Of course, you could take the shower and the bath together, and then a toilet would only be a fourth. This is a dilemma indeed. Any thoughts on this matter of utmost importance?

You forgot lights.

[executioneer]

would you guys shut the hell up about the 1/5 bathroom already

[Pub Lover]

Hey America, if the room doesn't have a bath in it it isn't a bathroom. It may be a Water Closet, but that is something I will touch upon in my next lecture.

Also, you all failed to hand in your homework.

[Dr. Boogie]

Bah. Closets don't have windows. It is YOU that have failed.

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo

Hey, that actually sounds like it could be very nice to have...it would look kind of weird, and guests would without doubt stare, and possibly never return, but it would be pure comfort! No more walking to the bathroom across the cold floor and back...ahhh, if only it were socially acceptable.

For optimal efficiency, it would be positioned low and near the bed, so you could just roll over to your side on the bed and piss straight into the urinal without even having to get up.

[executioneer]

CATCH ON FIRE