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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 10:05 PM        Size vs. How To Use
Here's a question to the ladies who frequent the forum. Yes, both of you. Which makes for a better sexual experience, the size or the way it's used?

Is it about the placement or displacement?

Wife claims its how it's used, but I feel it's a cop out for me not to feel bad about my average sized tallywhacker of mild amusement.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
Not that I know too much about having dicks in me (amirite?), but from a guy's point of, it's more of technique.

Displacement is key in porn, where it's just reckless thrusting (what inexperienced guys know how to do/ like to see).

If she's satisfied with you, and she says that, I'd take her word.

I'm not sure when the bigger is better thing started, but it's certainly not true. If you look at Greek and Roman art, satyrs and shit had huge dicks, while good looking men had teeny weenies. It most likely came from marketing: "You're not good enough, so give us money and we'll fix that." Guys who sucked at sex, of course, believed that was the reason.

It's all about technique. Are your fingers 8" long? Do they have girth? Didn't think so.

I can say mine is larger than average because I know it means jack shit, so I'm not bragging. My first time, I was terrible, because I had no technique. Good sex involves stimulation with your hands and of the clit and g-spot. You can't do that just ramming away with no control. Even though it's fun.
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Old Sep 26th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CREDIT CARDS YOU PRICK!
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 01:57 AM       
The truth is that girls don't like actual sex. They only like the idea of sex, and when you are having sex with them its best to hype up the fact that they are having sex by saying things like "hey, I am fucking you" and this will remind them that they are having sex and they will love it. You don't even have to technically be inside of them, much less have a big penis. As long as they believe in their heart of hearts that they are having sex it will be so good to them.

If you have a small penis and depend on having sex to remind them you are having sex with them then you will fail.

Also if you have a big penis it is awesome because they cannot forget there is a penis inside of them because it is large so yea it is easier at least to be good at sex with a big one.

But still you don't even have to have a penis to have "really awesome sex" you could just have like a nub but you gotta talk up the nub like a pro-wrestler and be all 'you ready for this nub, you slut?"
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 08:17 AM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 01:18 PM       
Hey at least your dick can't be declined if you've overdrawn
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 07:29 PM       
it don't even matter bruh. After you get them in the sack, why would you even care what they think?
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 11:07 PM       
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They only like the idea of sex, and when you are having sex with them its best to hype up the fact that they are having sex by saying things like "hey, I am fucking you" and this will remind them that they are having sex and they will love it.
Oh yeah, you're screwing me! Cool!
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 11:41 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 03:38 PM       
I don't think half the girls I know would know if they were being screwed right or wrong anyways. So I guess half the time it doesn't fucking matter?
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 11:54 PM       
But which half!?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 12:23 AM       
The half that talks. If you can shut the bitch up it don't matter. Hahaha!




To give a serious answer, most girls that I've heard talk about those things prefer a balance between size and technique. Having something resembling an anaconda won't matter unless you can use it without causing pain. Having something that resembles a peeled baby carrot is ok, as long as you can use it right or have other ways of pleasing a bitch. If you take the technique thing too far, sex will then become boring and complicated because it's hard to enjoy it when it feels like dude's trying out for Chippendale's in your cooch. Switching positions every 2.5 minutes gets a bit annoying. It seems like there's this wide open middle ground that women like better than either extreme.

The shape of a dick can be important too. Sometimes a curve is nice, but if it's too curved or given hastily with said curve, it bumps things that aren't supposed to get bumped and it hurts. In the bad way. But having a cock that's as straight as an arrow has disadvantages too, you guys can't hit the same spots our curved friends have, but there's alot less worry about getting bumped wrong unless it's really long and you keep poking our ovaries.
Pointy dicks are, in my experience, no good. You guys need a french tickler or something to soften that pointy little tip. Being stabbed does not feel good.

Being average is probably best considering all the pros and cons to each size and shape. It really comes down to a chick's personal preferences. Oddly enough, even I have a type when it comes to that, and everytime I've strayed from that type I was very unsatisfied.
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Old Oct 16th, 2007, 09:48 PM       
I myself don't have a huge amount of experience with various penises to draw on, but I did read a study that found that 80% of all women are satisfied with the penis size of their partner.

So don't worry about it. If she's having orgasms and says she's satisfied, take her word on it.

The size of your dick isn't even remotely as important as communication with your partner and being eager to please her is.
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Old Oct 20th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
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So don't worry about it. If she's having orgasms and says she's satisfied
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Old Oct 22nd, 2007, 10:36 AM       
i think if you have a bigger dick it won't be as good for the girl because she'll say her organs hurt when you are getting really into it
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