My life story in emoticons

[Dole]

My Parents:

Infancy:

Toddler:
:P
School years:

First Teenage dabblings in drugs and music:

Loss of virginity:

University:
:/
First adult responsibilities:

First signs of cynicism:
:/
Long term relationship:

Long term relationship ends:

'Glamourous Bachelorhood':

Move back to best town on Earth:

Loads of rich wankers from London decide to do the same:

Finally get worthwhile employment:

Happy 30th Birthday:

Now:

[Protoclown]

How much you want for the movie rights?

[AChimp]

BRAVO.

[Snatchtastic]

FUCKING AWSOME!!!

[FS]

I'm fascinated by the fact that you killed yourself at least four times during your lifetime.

[kellychaos]

I laughed. I cried. I am a better human being for having read it.

[KellyGayos]

no

[glowbelly]

there needs to be more in that there graphical representation, mister.

[Dole]

There of course should be more but it doesnt lend itself to dramatic interpretation, innit?

[Zhukov]

And where is the best town on Earth? Is it somethingsomethingshire or something-uponsomething?

[glowbelly]

it's brighton, smarty pants.

as for the foo foo artsy talk from dole: i make raspberries at you, sir. loud, obnoxious, american, spit-producing raspberries.

[kellychaos]

I'm so that I can't stop cryin'

[Dole]

"as for the foo foo artsy talk from dole: i make raspberries at you, sir. loud, obnoxious, american, spit-producing raspberries."

I have taken your raspberries, and made a delicious summer pudding from them.

[glowbelly]

oooh. share?

[KellyGayos]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

I'm so that I can't stop cryin'

no