I used to be a contender

[RaxaR]

yeah back in my newgrounds days I was a contender. The masses bowed at my feet and gave me offerings of bacon samwiches and blue kool aid. I was king of flash and my hoards of happy days monkeys ruled the world. My flash mastery was even on cnn ( It really was you ungrateful bastards) but all that changed, I fell in with the drug crowds and the bingo mafia, soon I had a $15 a day habit that consumed my entire being. I had to throw games of Yahoo! checkers just to get the loan sharks off my back. I even let a young dieing boy down, well not so much let down as dropped, well not so much dropped as pushed over, well not so much pushed over as hit in the leg with a crowbar, but I diegress. I have seen the light, the demons that once controlled me have been slain, for I have been reborn here, to help all those whom I fear will follow the path I did, for I am the masked hero, YOUR MASKED HERO