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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:54 AM        I WANT TO LEARN MARTIAL ARTS
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:55 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 11:02 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 11:46 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:02 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
Try Jiu Jitsu, it's not overly hard to learn so long as you apply yourself. It takes a street fight to one of the few places an attacker would expect it to go, to the ground. Grappling, submissions, joint manipulation, Etc. The gracie schools are a good place to start, so long as there is one in your area.

www.relsongracie.com

This site has a list of some of the schools around the US.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:46 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
Try "For Dummies..."
It's a sarcastic title but it usually works. Make sure you post a pic of you smashing down a brick wall, 'cause I love seeing that shit.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
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Try "For Dummies..."
It's a sarcastic title but it usually works.
You've got to be fucking kidding me
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
gracie ju jitsu is brazilian ju jitsu like they do on the ultimate fighting championship crap. It's a fucking joke.
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