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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:56 PM        Interview with ARTIE.
The other day, I sat down at a Denny's, with world-class superhero, and former protector of Pete Wrigley, ARTIE. He's the strongest man in the world, but unfortunatly...kind of a moron.

Spooky: Hey, Artie. How are you this day?

Artie: Mmmm. ALL IS PIPE, MY DEAR WEBMASTER.

S: Well, now, first off, most of us were pissed to see you leave Pete & Pete, why did you?

A: Well, Pete was hitting puberty, friend! I had to help another kid, squeaky voices are like Kryptonite!

S: I thought ringing phones, or something were?

A: I have a few, but they are secret. For example, fat redheadded 8 year old boys cause me to get an instant, superhero hard-on.

S: Shit, Artie. Pervert.

A: Yes, son, yes. Did you think I was only Pete's SUPER-HERO?

At this point, Artie tried to hold my hand. This was disturbing, and I was almost ready to leave.

S: Don't do that. So, anywhom, what have you been doing recently? Protecting kids?

A: No, actually, my viking. I've gotten into the pornography business, with my own line of movies I've directed, all based on Jewish Black Midgets missing limbs, doing things with 12 year old blonde girls!

S: Isn't that illegal?

A: Batman killed people all the time, SUPERHEROS HAVE NO LAW.

S: You frighten me, Artie.

A: Call me Super-Funky-Pants, Viking, and all will be pipe.

S: Stop calling me Viking, and stop saying pipe.

The waitress then arrived with the food. I got nothing, yet Artie filled up on a Grand Slam Breakfast.

A: The food is wonderful, it's runny, like....

S: (interrupting) Don't even say it.

A: (looks down) Fine. Now, I will answer no more queries! My eggs are calling me, like a giant poultry magnet!

With this, I punched him in the face, and squirted him with ketchup. I couldn't take it anymore. Running away, he didn't bother to chase me. He was too into the eggs.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
I bet you thought this would make you cool with the in-crowd.




Fat chance.



Those people will carve you up like yesterdays christmas turkey, and yesterday wasn't Christmas, you know what I'm saying? YOU ARE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, FRIEND! WATCH YOUR BACK!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
This was the worst mock interview I have ever read...

And I once read one with Bill from Bill and Ted
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
This thread sucks
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
This thread has good taste.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
quit taking my pic asshole.

that interview both sucked and was disturbing.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
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This thread has good taste.
Hartman, If I had the chance of metting you in person, I'd cutt off all your fingers and shove them down your mouth, then rip out your eyes and shove them down there too. Why? So you'll never be able to type again, and so you'll never see the posts on i-mockery, or the light of day for that matter.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
Im sure you will John, Maybe we can both watch anime together. We will both have great times watching princess Mononoke. By the way, excellent typos!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
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Im sure you will John, Maybe we can both watch anime together. We will both have great times watching princess Mononoke. By the way, excellent typos!
SURE MAN! LETS GO WATCH ANIME AND BE COOL, AND THEN WATCH YOUR MOM GET NAKED. SHES A BABE

Oh yeah, that was sarcasm by the way.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
do you just get off by being in a place where everyone doesnt like you?
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
Wow John! that was both funny AND original SHAZAM.
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