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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:33 PM       
Yeah but valentine's day is just a reminder that everyone is happy with someone else except me :/
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
I GET GOOD STUFF AT CHRISTMAS. AND I BUY VERY LITTLE. I AM AN ASSHOLE
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
I don't really hate Valentine's day, though i think that what people construe it as is worthless. If you wanna buy your woman flowers or candy, great. But if you feel like you HAVE to because Hallmark says so, you've got the holiday all wrong.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
It's just like any other worthless holiday for which you don't get time off of work;

hol·i·day n.
A day free from work that one may spend at leisure, especially a day on which custom or the law dictates a halting of general business activity to commemorate or celebrate a particular event.


It's not a true holiday if you don't get time off of work.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
i like valentine's day. i mean :/ i never buy anything. but yknow, sometimes you get all caught up in the hustle n bustle of the everyday, and it's just nice to take that time out and let your frens know how much you love em.

plus all that candy goes on sale the next day. it's like halloween: the sequel :o
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
Does that make Easter and Christmas sale candy a spin-off series?
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
I don't hate Valentine's Day more than I hate most holidays...I just think that obligatory gifts are shallow and meaningless.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
easter and christmas are kinda in a whole different class. cuz they're not affiliated wit satan n junk.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:48 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
Would a lady in the audience please translate the following from Womenese to English?

"You don't have to get my anything for Valentine's Day. I don't want anything."
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
Okay, I don't speak Womanese, but MY interpretation of that...you don't have to get her anything, but you'd damn sure better do SOMETHING to show her that she means a lot to you!
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
"You don't have to get my anything for Valentine's Day. I don't want anything."
That soooo means she wants you to take her to a tittie bar.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 09:12 PM       
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plus all that candy goes on sale the next day. it's like halloween: the sequel :o
OMG That's right!!

Last year I went to K-Mart like 2 or 3 days after Valentine's Day to exchange my roommate's broken copy of Echo the Dolphin for Dreamcast (I hate that fucking game ) and they were selling the biggest fucking boxes of Whitman Sampler's for a buck a piece. They were double deckers! You eat all the candy on top and there was another layer! That's all I ate for four days.

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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
You don't have to get my anything for Valentine's Day. I don't want anything.


All I have to say is it's bullshit. She wants stuff. You best get her some shit or no fucking for a long time, or she dumps you.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
plus all that candy goes on sale the next day. it's like halloween: the sequel :o

Those lil' cinnamon candies... :o they r00l!
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:27 AM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
It's an inside joke from Final Fantasy 8...summons were called 'Guardian Forces,' but abbreviated to 'gf' in the menus. So, it's like a backwards reference. Yeah.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:33 PM       
Like, oh my GOD! DORK ALERT!!!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
VD is GREAT for men. It lets us get away with only showing our love, something that should already be known and appreciated, but isn't, only once a year. YAY LOVE DAY!
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
I don't like holidays that make me poorer.
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