Fuck Starbucks

[mburbank]

DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME MAN!! I'M A BAD APPLE LOOSE CANNON MEAN S.O.B!!

I'LL CUTCHA A NEW BLOWHOLE BABY!!!

[starz]

yes i did steal that from that comedian :P

[McClain]

I used to hate Starbucks, too. Matter of fact, I wrote a huge rant about it when I first got to the boards.
But then my wife got a job there. She still has the job. Being faced with a situation of abhorring the corporation which employed my wife, I began to contemplate my ideals of this coffee co. Then, one day when I was getting coffee at Ocean Beach (a real hippie spot) there were protesters outside of the Starbucks handing out pamphlets with maps to local-run coffee shops.
That pissed me off. The local coffee shops didn't have what I wanted. And their shit isn't as good. And the customer service sucks because they all think that they're doing the customer a service. Fuck that shit.
I'll drink what I goddamn want to. I don't care if they're making a billion dollars off me. And I don't care if your neighbor, the one who owns "Kaffeen's Beans", is starving because no one is supporting local business. PISS ON YOU!

And for the record, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Systemz.

[JesusFishSticks]

Their stuff is usualy pretty good, but as soon as you walk into a starbucks, you're just afronted with this horrible smell. I can never go to them because they smell so god awful.

[Anonymous]

That smell is commonly referred to as "coffee."

[roonTing]

No McClain, there is a good, local coffee shop in town that is cheaper, and has anything you want... but the only coffee I drink comes from IHOP. FUCK STARBUCKS IN THE ASS.

[Zbu Manowar]

Plus if you really want to hate Starbucks, remember how much they charged emergency workers for a case of water during the 9/11 attacks.

That said, I live in a small town with a nice cafe already. And if I want coffee, I can make it myself thanks.

[Protoclown]

I hate coffee. I can't even stand the smell of it. Which sucks, because I hear coffee shops are good places to meet women.

[noob3]

Just go in there and buy a hot chocolate with a lid, and put some aquablue under your nostrils. Or not. I don't know, I want some hot chocolate.

Coffee sucks

[Hobo Renee]

Here's how it goes, if you want a regular coffee or what not just go to the local shop or grocery store and buy one because it's way cheaper. If you want a brownie mocha latte charamel schnazzy coffee with ice than go to Starbucks and they will queer up your coffee so it tastes good and doesn't taste like coffee. And yes, Starbucks smells bad, I think it's because they use a lot of disenfectant and employee urine. They're building an IHOP in Davis so I've decided that it's going to be my new hang out. VIVA.

PS. I heart Mike BIBBY LOL.

[Paul138]

"No just and loving God would allow a Starbucks across from a Starbucks..."

[CaptainBubba]

A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you.

The reason people like him are funny is because they "come up" with their own jokes. quoting isn't funny unless its in the right context, and since they've already quoted that comedian, it was, for lack of a better word, retarded.

[slavemason]

This old man Leon said, "The Bible says a motherfucker can't live on bread alone Jack!"
Leon rules.

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee

If you want a brownie mocha latte charamel schnazzy coffee with ice than go to Starbucks and they will queer up your coffee so it tastes good and doesn't taste like coffee.

That's my new line. "Don't queer up your coffee!"

[McClain]

"A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you. "

HAHA!