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I am Mexican Jewish · #1

Hello. I don't know what else to say. :/

Jixby Phillips · #2

HOW ABOUT "GOODBYE"

I am Mexican Jewish · #3

Wow. A nice greeting from one of the veteran members. I am so touched.

GnrySgtHartman · #4

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Cybernetico · #5

Ph33r TeH crazy full metal jacket wavs.

But as for mexican jewish, why would you post an introduction thread in a graphical forum, knowing that you would dishonor your family name forever and that the only way to redeem yourself would be to take your own life with a sword? Why Mexican? WHY!?

Malevolent · #6

Your application has been reviewed, but I'm sorry to report we don't have any more idiotic fuckhead positions open. As a matter of fact, we've been trying to let go some of the ones we already have. We'll keep your application on file, but I don't think we'll ever have a need for your services.

Cybernetico · #7

Zany malovent, you could never be an employer, you're supposed to tell them that you'll call them! Haven't you seen the movies and commercials, TV is always right. It told me to say this!

Malevolent · #8

We do things differently around here at I-Mockery. We believe that some of these individuals are so fucking stupid that they will actually expect that call. Eventually, they'll get impatient and start calling us, forcing us to send out a death squad. That's a valuable waste of our resources, so we try to be honest hoping they'll fuck off and die of their own volition.

James · #9

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME

Malevolent · #10

It's been done before. Many times by many different people

James · #11

Yes, but you specifically stole it from me, seeing as I invented it in 1748.

Malevolent · #12

So have thousands and thousands of other people since 1748, and I don't see you bitching at them :P

James · #13

If you would have been my sidekick as I proposed to you, you would have been able to join me on my complaining adventures.

But you just HAD to disapprove of those little undies.