Vila Earns Her Name

[mburbank]

But how do you even know yet?

[Vila]

My charming personality?

[Yggdrasill]

we all know know yggdrasill has a double meaning as well. Like "whats a yggdrasill?" and "how do I say yggdrasill"

[Yggdrasill]

I would post satanic pamphlets for the spanish peoples that say "From Vila ", since they'll stop and think "Oh in our country 'Vila' mean disspecable what ironocies!" but the tortillas get stuck in the printer.

[mburbank]

See, now, that was funny. Making an effort doesn't hurt.

[Shyandquietguy]

Mister Burbank?

[Emu]

Does this mean Bob Vila is uncouth slime?

[noob3]

who is bob vila

[mburbank]

This old uncouth house

[Misdemonar]

Posting materlistic satanic pamphlets is funny! oh the riot! I'm splitting sides!

[Shyandquietguy]

Mister Burbank?

[Zomboid]

I didn't pay attention to the title of this thread and when I read the first post and saw the picture I was wondering "who is this guy"

[Vila]

After I got back did think that. "Damn. I should have printed them in Spanish." I'll have to do that for next time I go to LA.

[Fathom Zero]

Hate New York City, it's cold and it's damp and all the people dressed like monkeys. Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos. That town's a little bit too rugged for you and me, you bad girl.

[mburbank]

Yes, shy and quiet guy, what is it?

[glowbelly]

for the record: i made the bob vila joke first

[Shyandquietguy]

Dear Lord! I have epilipsy!

I didn't mean to bother you Burbank. I have to go.

[Shyandquietguy]

Actually, I just remembered what I was going to say.

Is it normal for you to get dizzy easier as you grow older? I think I've hit that spot.

[Guitar Woman]

Like how when you were 7 the push merry-go-round at the park was the fucking best thing ever, and now you can't even look at it without getting nausious?

Yes, it is a sign that your youth and vigor is slowly fading away from you.

[DeadKennedys]

So, Vila has proven her blandness and egotism... but I'll give her a chance, Mr. Mubarak.

Can we still mock zeldasbiggestfan in a mean way?

[Vila]

Eh, I dont mind how hard you come at me. I have 200 first and second cousins. Do you really think what you have to say about/to me is something I haven't heard ten thousand times before? Go ahead and do your worst if ganging up on the newbie is what makes you feel big bad and a valuable member of the site. Terry The Tweaker has better slams than some of the 'mean' things you guys have said to me.

What’s the worst that has been said? I'm a Ogre? I wish you would not come back? Oh wow. What powerfully hilarious slams those are. I stand in awe of the brilliant creativity of the members of the forums.

[Shyandquietguy]

Well, when I look up for a small period of time while doing work I somehoe get really dizzy when I look back at a level height. SO it must be neck muscles in some way. alskdfjlaskclasekraskdlaskdjflaskjdflkajlknl

[Chojin]

Is Terry the Tweaker related to Tim the Toolman?

[Chojin]

Also, Burbank is spot-on. Maybe I should start handing out 24-hour bans to people for not being funny while trolling.

Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna start handing out 24-hour bans instead of warning people. It is the ONLY WAY YOU FUCKERS WILL PAY ATTENTION.

So, DK and ZBF, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for being unfunny homos.

Shyandquietguy, 24 HOUR INTERNET JAIL for failing to be shy and quiet in this thread.

[Yggdrasill]

200 cousins are you a fucking tribble? EAT EAT EAT