I don't understand fatty love

[James]

I mean, you know?

See, here's the thing. If someone's fat, fine. They can still be attractive and all. But what's the deal with people who just love fat, regardless of who its attached to? You look like Peter Griffin covered in red splotches and bad teeth? And you're also old? WHO CARES YOU ARE FAT SO HOORAY! Why is fat such a fetish that it trumps things like overall appearance and basic hygeine?

Like, let's say I'm attracted to girls with brown hair. By Fatty Love Law, every girl with brown hair must be ZOMG HOT to me.

So what's the deal with people who dig the hambeasts?

I don't even mean feedies/feeders, who get off on the idea of feeding a tubby bitch until she can't fit through the front door either. I just mean the guys who like fat chicks. Those other guys are just fucked in the head, and are unforgivable by God and everyone.

[maggiekarp]

Fat people are ugly and smelly by nature :/

[James]

Not all of them. There are some girls who look just fine (so long as it's not over-the-top huge), and some who you think "If she lost some weight, she'd be hot as hell."

But then there are those backwater Shrek-looking fuckers. The ones that look like Jabba the Hut. And people are fucking hard for that.

[maggiekarp]

No such thing as pretty fat people NO SUCH THING LALALALALALAA

[James]

Tell that to the guys who are all like "OOOOHHH I WANNA FILL YOUR STRETCH MARKS UP WITH MY JIZZ AFTER I FUCK YOUR ROLLS! ROLLS LUBRICATED WITH SWEAT CHEEZE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CLEAN YOURSELF PROPERLY OOOOHHHHH FUCK SO HOOTTTTTT"

[maggiekarp]

Ew cheese rolls XO

[James]

Think about that next time you eat at Red Lobster.

[CaptainBubba]

My roomate is about 5'9 and weighs Id say 90 pounds. His girlfriend is about 5'2 and must weight about 300 pounds at least. When she visits she does not leave the room. She sleeps about 22 hours of the time and wakes to proclaim hunger and my roommate leaves and brings back things like (not exageration):
1. 30 fried mozzerella sticks (4 for him, but he ate 2)
2. 3 boxes of 6 portions of easy mac and 2 gallons of gatorade
3. An entire commisarry bag full of chips and fried snacks and gatorade.

It fucking sickens me. Someday they will be a couple on Jenny Jones where they;; have to knock down the wall of their house to have her towed away to an emergency clinic. I just don't get it. Why? Why would she want to do that to herself and why does he do it?

[MetalMilitia]

You've been looking at some wierd porn recently, James.

Any other fetishes we should know about?

[Terra]

James we need a general fetish thread, quick!

[Staxeon]

Picture, girl in the shower. Now, do you want to see something fine like Jessica Alba or do you want to see a scene from Big Mama's House?

Fat love is nasty.

[Schimid]

I've noticed that a lot of thinner guys date bigger girls. Not saying they're 300 pounds or anything, but still thicker than them or, at least, most girls

Myself included. :X

I'm 5'9 about and weigh 155 (but you couldn't tell), my girlfriend is about 5'7 and weighs around 145.

I don't get it either.

[James]

Originally Posted by Terra

James we need a general fetish thread, quick!

No. I'm pulling a Terra and making numerous threads about stupid shit. To contain it into one single thread defeats the purpose.

Also, you're fat.

[DamnthatDavid]

It is genetics Schimid.

I believe nature wants the human to average out.

Taller guys like short girls. Short girls like tall guys.
Skinny Boned girls like big boned guys, big boned girls like skinny boned guys. etc. etc.

Black Guys like white girls.
White guys like white girls (and Asain, which is more white then black)

[Schimid]

That's pretty interesting. I guess that makes sense. Maybe this is a stupid question but is it necessarily proportional?

What I mean is, I'm pretty skinny, but I'm not holy-how-does-he-function skinny, just kinda lean. And she's "bigger" than most girls, but she isn't fatty fatty tublard...just got a little extra around the hip area, and a little wider. Plump, I guess is the word.

I ask because one of my girlfriend's friends is ridiculously skinny, and his girlfriend is HUGE.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by James

Also, you're fat.

Coming from a lardass that get's off on armpit sex, I'd almost take that as a compliment. What are you by the way? 300 pounds to my sniveling 86?

Google fat cells and sex appeal a bit more.

[Chojin]

terra i realize it's your mo to lob generic insults at people over and over but one of these days all us vets are gonna chip in to get you a garfield book to steal from

[Terra]

thanks dad!

[Esuohlim]

quick terra reference my girlfriend in some way maybe you could say "is she back yet?" lol

[Terra]

Oh milhouse. I've never asked you if she was back. It was always obvious that she was non existant.

[Chojin]

Terra is it thundering outside your house

[Skulhedface]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

It is genetics Schimid.

I believe nature wants the human to average out.

Taller guys like short girls. Short girls like tall guys.
Skinny Boned girls like big boned guys, big boned girls like skinny boned guys. etc. etc.

Black Guys like white girls.
White guys like white girls (and Asain, which is more white then black)

Didn't Paula Abdul write a song that had some sort of cartoon cat in the video about this?

God, what was the name?....

[ziggytrix]

Jungle Fever

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by James

Think about that next time you eat at Red Lobster.

Goddamnit, I had to bake those things when I worked there, so that comment has totally new levels of meaning for me

[sloth]

I remember watching a documentary about feeders. It was by and large fucking horrendous, but i'll never forget the closing shot: a frail,slight man resting his head serenely on the flabby, outstretched buttock of an enormous butter troll sat beside him - sleeping like a baby while she gazed into middle distance with an expression that could be forgiven for blank were it not for the lingering melancholy in her eyes. You could see the conflict between her base desire for the pounds of lard he was shovelling into her facehole and the dim realisation she wasn't being fed for her own enjoyment but rather in some grotesque fashion solely for his sexual gratification.

This was the same guy who'd custom-built their house with giant doors for her bloated hippo frame and 'rest stops' between rooms for when I guess the journey got too taxing.

So yeah, the internet has made me realise that no matter what you are looking at, whatever the moment, there is someone somewhere who would find it furiously arousing.