Buy my car.

[Ooner]

MY CAR!

2002 Nissan Sentra, purchased for ~12,700 in August 2002. Blue, regular maintenance, Power windows/locks, CD player, keyless entry.

$11,000 + $1/mile to deliver (or you can come get it).

(This isn't going to happen here, huh? :/)

EDIT:

I don't know how much it's worth, so nevermind :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

I WOULD BUY IT UNDER ONE CONDITION. TAKE THAT PRICE AND DOUBLE IT THEN CUT IT IN HALF.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

hey-eyyyyyyy! captain crunch

Why dont you learn how to drive a car first

It helps when a cop stops you

you can say you learned how to

Then he'll be happy for you

he might give you candy for being a good learner.

[DamnthatDavid]

3 conditions:

1.) You get some shots of the car

2.) It must be a stick

3.) and you must be west coast.

Then I think about something, like a better car, then I'll laugh for a bit, and then say, no.