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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:03 PM        Rapists love trigger locks
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:13 PM       
That's an awfully happy rapist.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:14 PM       
you would be too if you thought you were about to have your cock shot off only to realize the bitch can't figure out the safety.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:20 PM       
It's no wonder he has to rape to get laid. Imagine him without the mask. His mouth is crooked and one of his eyes is about an inch lower than the other.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 02:05 PM       
So that's what Sloth did after The Goonies.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 02:26 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 01:02 AM       
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It's no wonder he has to rape to get laid. Imagine him without the mask. His mouth is crooked and one of his eyes is about an inch lower than the other.
Then the rapist is Shannen Doherty?
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:29 PM       
Why is the rapist's obligatory ski-mask made of chain-mail?
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:43 PM       
Because even Scott Steiner needs a little lovin' sometimes.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 12:03 AM       
Once again, someone has made me embarrassed to be Jewish.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 07:42 AM       
you can feel the sexual tension when the jewish 'artist' that made this piece was drawing the boobs. Every curve, every fold of the fabric over it, down to the accentuation of the nipple.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 10:35 AM       
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Once again, someone has made me embarrassed to be Jewish.

Can't you just forgive Shattner already? He already apologized for TechWars.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 11:10 AM       
Another important message from the same man:

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Old May 4th, 2005, 02:34 PM       
who knew that jewish chicks had such great racks?
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Old May 4th, 2005, 05:33 PM       
Dude, Katie Homes.


OK, not a great rack, but nothing to sneeze at.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 05:47 PM       
Where does one acquire such spiffy rape ensembles?

P.S. Her rack, though sufficiently large, was hanging mighty low.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 06:32 PM       
dude, not really man
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Old May 4th, 2005, 06:48 PM       
Well, her rack is so bulbous because it's a defense device. She just turns around and BLAM the shanon/sloth/rapist is bleeding from the ears.
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Old May 5th, 2005, 04:40 PM       
I meant that it BEGINS unaturally low. It's freakish, really.
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Old May 5th, 2005, 05:27 PM       
Are you suggesting that rapists also love old ladies feeling the effects of gravity?
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Old May 5th, 2005, 10:28 PM       
YOU CANT RAPE A .38
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Old May 5th, 2005, 11:51 PM       
Well, you can, but depending on the size and the handling of the gun itself, it can be either embarassing or painful.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:29 PM       
trigger locks huh.

figure that the jews could come up with such a catchy slogan.

how bout "rapists love big tiitty women with shitty gun handling skills..."

or

"caution! cap guns will not repel guys in chainmail headwear..."
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Old May 6th, 2005, 12:46 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2005, 01:34 PM       
seriously,,,,, whats with the "banned" statements?
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