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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 05:13 AM        Is Metal Gear for the NES just fucking unplayable?
Every time I try to play this, I can't. The controls are stiff, and evading enemies seems to be more random than skill (especially dogs; I am convinced you cannot sneak past, and only by way of glitch will they leave you alone).

I found binoculars that don't do shit, only to leave the trush I found them in to be immediately attacked by a soldier.

I try to sneak along, and I get caught up on single pixels that just out from boundaries, and stop me dead in my tracks.


Seriously, is this game just really bad or something? Because it seems like it sucks.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 07:12 AM       
It's not that bad. I never completed the game though. I got stuck in this room where some armored vehicle runs over me. :/
But up until that point, I quite liked the game.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 08:37 AM       
When the game came out that was all considered really good AI.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 11:31 AM       
I just kamakaze my way through,punching every living thing to death
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
The "real" metal gear 1 is for the MSX. It's a lot better.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 01:35 PM       
It's essentially almost the same game but yeah I agree, the MSX version is better but the MSX wasn't really available to us in the states back then so the first one I played was the NES version.

I haven't played 1 for years though so not sure how it plays to this day. I remember it being quite fun for its time.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 05:31 PM       
fuck is an msx
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 06:46 PM       
Japanese system.

Subsistence will include both the MSX versionf os MG1 and 2, so we'll see if those are any better. But fuck this NES version, because it really is unplayable.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 06:56 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 05:54 AM       
what is the system though?
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 05:59 AM       
It usually goes something like hide->sneak->grab->stab
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:15 PM       
Quote:
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what is the system though?
It's not a system, it's a computer. I don't know anything else about it, but I'm pretty sure it's possible to get an emulator and play the "good" Metal Gear on it.
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:31 PM       
Yeah, I beat the NES Metal Gear. I'm basically awesome.
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:35 PM       
Pfft, that's nothing. I beat Ninja Gaiden, so there!
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:36 PM       
edit: I have nothing on that

Either that or I've beaten games that are hard but I didn't realize it.
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:38 PM       
MORE METAL GEAR QUOTES


I feel asleep!
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:41 PM       
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:44 PM       
I hate how big boss always calls you when you get hurt by a trap and he's all like "lol I forgot to tell you about that"
You'd think that for a black op which the fate of the world is riding upon the guy in charge would be a little more responsible
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:44 PM       
The only way to play through the game and maintain your sanity is to ignore those messages as much as possible.
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 01:15 PM       
better than the fucking advice you get in castlevaniaII
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 01:33 PM       
Also it's "SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB" so yeah
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 03:41 PM       
OH HEY GREAT THANKS
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 03:47 PM       
Hey, no problem!
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 06:23 PM       
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Wrong game :(
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 06:34 PM       
The bosses in this game were also pretty crappy.
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