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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 03:36 AM        SO WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING FOR CHRISTMAS?
I still have no idea what we're doing yet. :O
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 07:15 AM       
I just found out I've got this science fiction rash and ulcers going on in the back of my mouth and in my throat with all this puss and mucus all over the place instead of just your basic sore throat. I don't know what all of that means but when I go to the doctor today I might find out I'm getting something yanked out for Christmas. I'LL REPORT BACK ASAP.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 11:41 AM       
Big ol' family party at my place.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 12:14 PM       
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I just found out I've got this science fiction rash and ulcers going on in the back of my mouth and in my throat with all this puss and mucus all over the place instead of just your basic sore throat. I don't know what all of that means but when I go to the doctor today I might find out I'm getting something yanked out for Christmas. I'LL REPORT BACK ASAP.
That's strep throat.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 12:29 PM       
That's what I'm hoping, but the ulcers are throwing me off.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 12:55 PM       
I'm at my grandma's house until Christmas day. The week after that,me and my brothers will go to my dad's house to celebrate xmas with him.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 01:06 PM       
Probably playing a lot of cooperative games today, but tomorrow we're eating at our very favourite restaurant per tradition and then opening presents. One holiday that I don't have to cook for is A-OK by me.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 01:14 PM       
Dressing up like a zombie and walking aruond downtown Bako.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
My dad's one of like 7 siblings, and add that to my mom's side of the family and you have an xbox huge christmas party.

Also, I'm building a new computer!
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 02:32 PM       
I'm hanging out with one of emily's friends who I made out with once.

And emily.

We'll knit or something, whatever girls do.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 03:27 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 03:51 PM       
This really great chinese buffet place called TinTin's. I'm pretty sure it's family run.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 04:03 PM       
man that must suck to live in that shithole town bakersfield california which is full of bums and smog.

I'm going down south for the winter....
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 10:05 PM       
Watching Home Alone 1 & 2, drinking beer, and playing some Dreamcast.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 10:21 PM       
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man that must suck to live in that shithole town bakersfield california which is full of bums and smog.

I'm going down south for the winter....
On top of all of that you have the Bakersfield Chamber of Conformity who tells you that if you are between the ages of 9 and 35 you are a plauge upon the city and need to leave. On top of that I'm Non-Native. I'm a dangerous outsider with even more dangerous ideas.

I stick around because the city is so messed up it's actually funny at times. They've named the train tracks Korn Row. The best of Bako I found two days ago... On the window of the California Teachers HQ on H street:

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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 10:35 PM       
Crawling into a bottle of Captain Morgan and trying to forget the empty wasteland of loneliness that is life.

I MEAN, SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
So far I've visited my aunt and uncle's like we've done every Christmas Eve, and my brother and I have opened one of each other's presents (I got the Resident Evil pack and he got the Wii zapper). Next I plan on drinking the rest of my white rum and hopefully I will be able to fall asleep quickly on account of the effects of the alcohol
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 02:19 AM       
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 05:15 AM       
i had a good christmas with my family
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 06:38 AM       
This year all Santa brought me was a book on the Nazis, a bottle a tequila and a large packet of tobacco.

I guess that's what I'm doing.
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 08:47 AM       
Well, I plan on watching my Simpsons Season 10 DVD, then I'm planning on going off with my family to meet them for dinner.
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 11:10 AM       
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I'm hanging out with one of emily's friends who I made out with once.

And emily.

We'll knit or something, whatever girls do.
Someone's living the high life
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 03:22 PM       
I wish i could crawl into a bottle of something myself, but im getting to old to start up bad habits again. basically eating with family shortly and then later washing my mouth out with scope 20 times in a row hoping for some of the effects a kin to having a shot or two. i wish i had some cough syrup around here, i swear i would do shots of it (and no im not an alky or ex-alky but i could sure use a belt of something) then after all of that i shall stare into my computer monitor internet wasteland thingy and play a game or two and watch some videos or whatever..
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
I would like to state for the record that I didn't crawl into a bottle of anything; did, in fact, spend quality time with my family, and haven't touched Captain Morgan in years, because it's the only thing in the world that gives me a wicked-ass hangover.

Merry Christmas, childrens.
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 05:44 PM       
Well not that any of you care. But the only plan after dinner today is to watch the Simpsons movie and maybe the first season of the X-Files, afterwords its crying myself to sleep in a drunkin stupor
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