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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 10:58 AM       
Everyone should smoke, that way we all die of first-hand smoke before second-hand smoke becomes a problem.

And we do it looking like cool motherfuckers.
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
it's called evolution everyone should smoke so that people that can't handle it die. That way the remaining race gets stronger Because, i'll give you one guess what the atmosphere is going to be like in like 50-250 years thats right just like smoking a cigarette. So might as well create a race that can handle all kinds of "crappy ass air"
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
yeah, cause that worked before
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:53 AM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:54 AM       
according to google, if it updates in a few days with "released by customs" i'm fine, if it updates with "pending customs exam", the package is officially fuct
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 05:17 AM       
u going 2 jayul
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 02:22 PM       


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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
Man you gotta love government regulations on the not so free market economy.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
at least the children are safe
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
Fuck the children. Their parents should be keeping them safe and teaching them how to keep themselves safe. Not having the government do it for them. Pussies.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 08:25 PM       
Chojin are you going to jail?
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 09:55 PM       
Clove Cigarettes are not for everyone.
For example, Jurgen from Sam & MAx Season 2; Night of the Raving Dead. Couldn't stand those Garlic Clove ciggies.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
no we don't find it funny that there is no porn allowed.

your signature is stupid.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
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no we don't find it funny that there is no porn allowed.

your signature is stupid.
Well technically it is allowed in the art section it just need to be artistic porn with a NSFW in the title of the post.....I like artistic porn, especially the porn part.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
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Chojin are you going to jail?
i doubt it. my father's ordered worse shit from overseas. in the worst-case scenario, customs has held his package and then sent him a letter saying "hay we have this package here. why don't you come over and discuss it with us if you want it back?"
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:52 PM       
I can attest to this, it's happened to a couple of people I know when they've attempted to buy marijuana seeds
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:52 PM       
As long as he is not ordering mass quantities for retail purposes he should be good.
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
Well I don't think they can do anything to you. I mean think about it, I could just send one of my many many enemies some obviously suspicious mail filled will all kinds of interesting illegal things. Come on I would be able to get anyone arrested at any time. (ie i don't think they can arrest you - well with out raiding and finding other things first)
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
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Fuck the children. Their parents should be keeping them safe and teaching them how to keep themselves safe. Not having the government do it for them. Pussies.
If the government would let us beat up our kids for smoking, well then maybe we wouldn't be doing all this.
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 04:18 AM       
My new cigarette holder is a butthead to use

It basically has a little pinhole tube that goes right up to the filter, which means I have to draw harder than I usually do to get a decent mouthful, and it leaves this really nasty-looking spot on the butt that's black with concentrated tar. The problem could be with what I'm smoking, since American Spirits have notoriously thick, shite filters, but I refuse to switch brands because shit is delicious. Cutting a bit of the filter off seems to work but I don't want to have to carry scissors around with me everywhere, or offer people without holders stubby cigarettes.

If the clove smuggling doesn't pan out, by the way, I'd recommend developing a taste for Spirit Periques, the ones that come in a black box. It's kind of a spicy tobacco that they press-age in whiskey barrels. They're not as sweet as cloves, but are infinitely more satisfying.
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 10:20 AM       
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If the government would let us beat up our kids for smoking, well then maybe we wouldn't be doing all this.
Amen to that brother.

What kind of limp dick uses a cigarette holder?
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 11:37 AM       
We back in the 70s now?
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
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Amen to that brother.

What kind of limp dick uses a cigarette holder?
A suave limp dick.

Also people who don't like getting smoke up their nostrils and need to keep their hands free. That's the practical part.

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