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Old Aug 17th, 2011, 12:12 PM       
Last night I had a dream and while I was dreaming, I kept thinking "I am going to come put this into the weirdest dreams thread", but now that is the only thing I remember of this dream. Fucked.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 07:59 AM       
I was working in a hospital, for one of my old bosses, and without explanation I was suddenly transferred to a different area. I was on a floor with lots of cubicles, got one of them assigned to me, but no one told me what exactly my new job was supposed to be. There was a computer and a phone, and something that either looked like bagged bluetooth earpieces or hearing aids hanging on a pegboard in front of me, and beside me there was a short display of toothbrushes and toothpaste and floss and stuff like that.

Every time I tried to ask, people would just vaguely say "Oh, you make the calls" or "Oh, well, you take care of the things", nothing that was any help at all. At the same time, there was this intensely competitive atmosphere, and this guy one row over kept doing things like knocking over the toothbrush display or sabotaging my desk.

So basically I was just playing on the internet because I had no idea what the hell I was supposed to be doing, but I was trying to hide that because I didn't want to be fired. At one point I used the top shelf of my desk to store a giant loaf of bread, but it got moldy and I threw it away.

Never did find out what my job was.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 01:49 PM       
Your dream job sounds like a job George Castansa might of had on Seinfield.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 07:34 PM       
Having a job like that isn't too much of a dream job. I got paid 18 bucks an hour to do maybe 45 minutes of work a day at Dell. I was a secretary to a secretary to a vice president of something or other. All I did was scan and forward faxes that came in. That was my job. Oh, and order catering whenever they needed it. I usually just stayed for about 4 hours, looking on the net, then left and clocked out from home so I could still get the 8 hours. It was awful having nothing to do and not being able to browse too many sites because I was at work.

I stayed there for a year and a half before I just got tired of doing nothing and started working from home because it's easier to do nothing when I'm in my underwear.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 06:53 AM       
Last night I dreamed that Will Ferrell was a cousin of mine, and we got out a board game or something, and he just casually started picking up handfuls of game pieces and eating them like they were chex mix or something.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 07:22 AM       
Typical Farrell.

I heard they gave him a tour of the Parker Brothers factory and 2 days later it closed down mysteriously.

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 08:54 AM       
I dreamed that I was in this resort town that was sort of like Atlantic City and sort of like Vegas, but cleaner. It was on the ocean and this strip of mega-hotels controlled all access to the beach. You absolutely could not get to the beach unless you had a room in one of these hotels. To complicate matters, I'd left my purse at home, so I arrived with absolutely no money. For some reason I was just determined as all hell to get to the beach.

So I went in one big hotel, thinking I was going to sneak in and find the door that opened onto the beach. Great big place, done all in black, big black tile walls, fancy French doors. I think I managed to actually sneak into a guest room, somehwere people were staying but didn't happen to be in at that moment, and it gave every appearance of opening up onto the beach, with big windows that looked out on it and sand and beach toys on the floor. So I'm running for these doors, find myself in some exterior hallway, keep running straight ahead, and burst through the doors to find myself in a rainy parking lot on the wrong side of the hotel. I think I tried sneaking in a couple more times, pretending I was there to apply for a job or acting like I wanted to go to their basement casino, but I ended up booted out every time.

Finally I was looking around and I found this parking lot between two of the casinos, and the parking lot had a low wall that separated it from the beach. So I got all excited, hopped the gate, ran through the parking lot, and stopped short when I saw that it was at the top of this immense valley of sand with a narrow channel of blue seawater at the bottom. And since the water was crystal clear, you could see a shark in the water every now and then. So the thing was as good as a moat.

I think eventually I decided to run down the side of the hill and kind of snowplow, knocking sand into this saltwater channel in the hopes that I could leap across and somehow back up the works and ruin things for this hotel that had kept me away from the beach.

Also, somewhere in the same dream, I saw a clip of a documentary on TV about the people who did Civil War reenactments having to retire and pass the torch on to younger reenacters. I briefly saw a glimpse of my high school history teacher in a Musketeer hat, running to lead some charge. My mind was so convinced that I had actually seen this that my first thought on waking up was that I had to go on Facebook and tell him I had seen him on TV.
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 08:41 AM       
Last night I dreamed that The Wiggles had a talk show, sort of like The View (which I guess makes it double-horrible), and that I was supposed to be on it doing food art. And I was all worked up because I hate doing that kind of stuff and I was all stressed out, and so on.

So everyone was in this big room, in folding metal chairs, either just watching or waiting to go on. The Wiggles were doing some activity with some other guest and I'm just sitting there, watching their lit little studio on one wall of this room, and I'm supposed to be next but this guy before me is running long. And he ends up running over and taking my time. And I'm pissed off...not because I wanted to be on the show, but because I'd gotten all worked up for nothing.

Later in the dream I was supposed to sneak some woman some hand sanitizer that had birth control into it. She figured it out and went off on me, so I had to return the hand sanitizer to the doctor. Then I figured out she and the doctor were the same person.
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Old Aug 25th, 2011, 06:18 AM       
I had a weird dream about following some guy down a dark street, and then I saw this strange Korean comic and I could have sworn that it was EXACTLY the same as in my dream. Really strange.

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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 12:29 PM       
My kid was kicking me in the head all night IRL, so when I fell asleep I dreamed of going other places and falling asleep. Like, under a rack of clothes at Walmart with my legs sticking out, and people laughing at me on the security camera, and in some sort of bathtub thing in a public park.
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 04:56 PM       
During a nap to sleep off a bad headache, I dreamed that I went back to India, through the Mediterranean and Persian Gulf, via cruise ship. I know the route because it played on a cartoon map in the corner as the rest of the dream was unfolding.

The kids I'd known recognized me, but they were different. Their hair was dyed blonde, or as close as they could come to it. Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion was available everywhere, guys had Hawaiian Tropic beach towels around their waists instead of dhovati and there were big Hawaiian Tropic signs all over the place. It was like Hyderabad meets Panama City, Florida.

Anyway, at some point I had an altercation with a shop owner and he finally ducked back through Hawaiian Tropic model cardboard cutouts to a window that had a shade drawn. He pullled back the window shade and showed me there was a tiny vial of liquid taped to it. I said, "Is that acid?"

Then my mom woke me up to take a call from the pharmacy
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 05:44 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 09:10 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2011, 10:24 AM       
I had a pretty complicated one last night, involving going to old workplaces and what I was calling an "old apartment" (never lived there IRL, but in the dream it was a ratty old place I used to live and there were spiders everywhere). Then I was going with my family to some Italian restaurant that was so popular it was nearly impossible to get in the door and there was a line around the block. We'd gotten in, I placed my order and went off to the bathroom. When I got back, my family had finished eating and sent the meal back to the kitchen. I was pretty pissed.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 07:56 PM       
The strangest dream I ever had involved a deflating chicken. I was on a farm and all these little baby chicks were running around. I picked one up and started to pet it. All of a sudden I heard *pop* and this little chick starts whizzing around like a balloon. I picked up the now deflated chick trying to figure out how to re-inflate it before the farmer gets back.
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 08:51 AM       
I had a bad one last night where I had some terminal illness and the doctor was being really patronizing about it, talking about me to my family like I wasn't there. Something about my control of my bank account, "She'll gradually realize that she needs to give it over", something about allowing me to come to terms with it and give things up as I slowly realized my death was imminent. It was a real downer
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 02:35 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 04:37 AM       
first Sept 11th themed dream in forever...some sort of post-apocalyptic scenario in which I darted from basement to basement of bombed out buildings. Apparently I was looking for some rocklike bread, baby clothes and albino alligators. I also met a wandering band of French medical students.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 05:52 AM       
I had a strange dream. Me and a team of people would fight bad guys on some waterfall area, come back, and it would switch over to the main bad dudes talking and sending someone else. It was really fucking strange watching the bad guys planning while they sent out another one at us. The last one was Budnick from salute your shorts and I think that's what jarred me into thinking "this is stupid. I've been fighting big robot snakes and they send Bobby Budnick" and I think that's what took me out of my dream.
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 11:48 AM       
I was at a Renaissance Fair or some such shit and there was either a very young Joey Ramone or a Joey Ramone impersonator there, and I kept running into him. Then later we were on a tour bus and Monte Melnick was there, and my mom asked him why the street we were on had stops every 10 feet. And he said "Because the FBI is on this street" and it made perfect sense.
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Old Sep 19th, 2011, 01:45 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 11:12 AM       
i've been dreaming alot about mushrooms lately. Glass mushrooms have been re-occurring. The most recent mushroom dream had a huge ugly mushroom that people were gathering around and gnawing upon because it supposedly tasted like cotton candy. Also in the cotton candy mushroom dream I did not know how the public transit system worked.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 12:09 PM       
I'm sure freud would have a field day with that one, dixie.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 12:13 PM       
nonononono. the cotton candy mushroom was like a "hen of the woods" type mushroom. it didn't have THE SHAPE. it looked more like a coral. it's just been dreams of fungus in general i guess?
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