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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
i cant get off without a toy or sumthin sometimes guys just arrent good enough. size doenst even matter that much its just how good you can do it.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 01:39 AM       
damn james you need to stop hateing girls for stuf we do it is like yopu r a closet gay or sumthin
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 02:24 AM       
Aren't you Fartin Mowler?

I never said girls need penetration to get off. But they get off all super good when they shove the wierd contraptions into their rancid cunts that we'll never be good enough to please.

I'm not hating girls. I'm just telling it like it is.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 02:40 AM       
whos fartin mowler and whats that got to do wiht you hateing girls for using toys
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 05:40 AM       
I want to punch you in the face.

With a bullet.

From a gun.

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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 10:07 AM       
I bought a dildo for my ex once, something of the same size as my penis so that everytime I go away, she can rely on the dildo I gave to her to play with and not have her to cheat on me with another live penis.

me thinks james got pencil sized dick and doesn't know how to use it...or just hasn't use it yet....it's all about rubbing it against her clitoris!
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 10:13 AM       
I saw a show once where it showed the whole process of how they use plaster casts of a fellas manhood in order to make realistic polyurathane product of his manhood for his ladyfriend.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 10:52 AM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
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I saw a show once where it showed the whole process of how they use plaster casts of a fellas manhood in order to make realistic polyurathane product of his manhood for his ladyfriend.
I saw something like that too. I think it was on HBO, but they had a lady do the plaster mold too. She was a porn star, and she went to a signing for her to sign her plastic vagina.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
Dildos are fun and all, but whoever would pick one over a real man is a dipshit. I'm go with my boyfriend over a dildo anyday. Its just not the same experience...an orgasm with a vibrator is intense, but after a while its just dull. With a guy you can feel it throughout your entire body. Also, whenever you have sex with a real guy, a hormone in our bloodstream is released called oxytocin. The point of it is to make us feel loved, calm and satisfied. (Kinda like an emotional high)

My favorite part of having sex is the fact I get to snuggle and please my partner. It just makes me happy I almost look forward to snuggling as much as the sex itself.

Ya just don't get the same feelings with a hunk of plastic, so James, unless you have a vagina shut up.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
You can't beat the real Mcoy
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
My only probllem is that girls can have multiple orgasms and guys can't.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Yeah, we can.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
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I love how Jamesman thinks that women need to shove some huge thing up their pussies to get off. Actually, women can get off, and do, without any type of penetration what-so-ever.
Don't mention that or he'll be bitching about how they shouldn't be doing that too
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 10:21 PM       
James doesn't post enough any more.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
Probably too busy sobbing himself to sleep because there's no such thing as love
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 11:35 AM       
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Probably too busy sobbing himself to sleep because there's no such thing as love
Well ... it's either that or the multiple ass rapes by his mother's boyfriends. :/


Stir the shit pot slowly so it doesn't lump up.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 06:00 PM       
"James doesn't post enough any more."

HUZZAH!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 11:11 PM       
James is like an angry old man who's pissed about ISOs, dildos and the Photoshop board.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
It's easy to make fun of Lamesman when he is not around.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
Fun, too.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
chicks deserve dildos

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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 08:35 AM       
I am a robot. I can go on all night and if I want I can go without breakfast too. My penis can adjust to any size and width combination desirable. But I have no free will. BUT YOU JAMESMAN YOU ARE FREE EVEN IF YOU HAVE A WEE LITTLE WORN OUT PENIS SO YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL! I'D TAKE FREE WILL OVER A LONG WILL ANY DAY!
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:30 AM       
Does that mean robots can't masturbate?
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