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Old May 9th, 2009, 09:59 PM       
What's the deal with Grape Nuts? There's no grapes OR nuts! what's up with that?
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? There's no Jerrys OR Seinfelds! what's up with that!
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Old May 10th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
I've never actually seen grape nuts in stores.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 04:51 PM       
if you microwave grape nuts, the milk turns sour. Doesn't happen with oatmeal. Go figure.

I started coming down with something yesterday and today I feel like sentient roadkill. Fever, chills, that fun feeling where even your skin and hair hurt. I spent the morning watching sasquatch documentaries in a sort of sniffling delirium.

But I have popsicles.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
Why would you microwave grape nuts? Do you microwave your popsicles too?
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Old May 10th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
I have only heard of Grape Nuts one time when Groucho Marx made fun of Jack Benny for liking them more than Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I understand Oatmeal to be Porridge. Cold porridge is icky. Cold grape nuts are icky?
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Old May 10th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
If you mix grape nuts with milk and microwave them for 30 seconds or so, it softens them enough that they don't break your teeth or sit in your stomach like so much wet aquarium gravel.

If your teeth are too strong to worry about that, count yourself lucky.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 06:47 PM       
Teeth can be too strong? Or just be strong enough?
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Old May 10th, 2009, 07:30 PM       
teeth can be Not Radiated and therefore not break when faced with apples, tortilla chips and light breezes.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 08:42 PM       
Indeed. However, I cannot eat concrete or steel. My teeth are no where near strong enough.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 08:46 PM       
Try it and report back.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:28 PM       
We all know Pubs teeth can handle nuts.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:31 PM       
I do not bite on nuts! What is this rumour? Nut biting is a reputation I do not have or want!
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:34 PM       
No but when then are dunked in your mouth I'm sure they slap against your teeth every now and again.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
This has rarely happened.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
NUT BITER. PUB IS A NUT BITER.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 11:03 PM       
Is that a request?
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Old May 10th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
I dont think of it like that. as in the scene from the animal where he tries to get it on with the goat. I think of it like that.
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Old May 11th, 2009, 11:10 AM       
Every time I see this, I imagine Jackie Chan screaming that phrase at the top of his lungs. I'm a cheap laugh.
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Old May 11th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
Is this on the subject of the substandard writings of 90's Child?

If so, could you point your asshole glare at the writings of Rog, T?
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