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Kitsa Kitsa is offline
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 12:04 PM       
the bottles that came with our carbonation machine smell like chlorine.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:38 PM       
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So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.
ALMOND JOYS, 100 GRAND BARS, MCMENAMINS DIJON MUSTARD, AND A VINTAGE ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:41 PM       
AND A PACKAGE OF SALMON JERKY, FRESH FROM ALASKA
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:51 PM       
I got him a bunch of stuff from cracker barrel, too.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
Fuck I want some salmon jerky now I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, I CAN'T EVEN GET FRESH MUSSELS, AND OYSTERS ANYMORE we're right next to the fucking OCEAN, why aren't there any decent seafood vendors in the area I AM DEPRIVED
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
Canned boiled peanuts!
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 02:08 PM       
they don't have salmon jerky or boiled peanuts in stores here, except at jungle jims, and if I go there I might as well send him a box of Australian groceries while I'm at it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 02:24 PM       
Man, as much as I hate the state I live in, I couldn't imagine living somewhere that didn't have canned boiled peanuts readily available.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 05:53 PM       
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Fuck I want some salmon jerky now I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, I CAN'T EVEN GET FRESH MUSSELS, AND OYSTERS ANYMORE we're right next to the fucking OCEAN, why aren't there any decent seafood vendors in the area I AM DEPRIVED
S.F. buys it all before you can.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 08:34 PM       
THOSE TRENDY VEGAN SHITHEADS, I'LL KILL THEM
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 09:19 PM       
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Canned boiled peanuts!
We had a (recently retired) salesman who was originally from the deep south - he loved those slimy looking turdlets, but what really hit me was when he said "Are yew shore yew don' wan' sum BALD PENIS?"

I nearly crapped in my pants.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 02:57 AM       
finally remembered the password for my email address and now i can post again
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:02 AM       
What did I miss besides self congratulatory masturbation and shitty inside jokes?
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:11 AM       
Sam, don't call Fathom a number two. I'm trying to sleep, dammit.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:16 AM       
it's been all re-runs, man. you gotta wait for the new season to come out
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:18 AM       
HE'S A DEUCE.

THE DEUCE IS LOOSE.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:20 AM       
Dylan
OOOO BIG MAN
WITH THE CONKER
GO TO SLEEP
YOU'RE OLD

SAM
THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
I AM OLD BITCH
SHOW SOME RESPECT

Dylan
FUCK YOU, OLDIE

SAM
I AM 25 I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER

Dylan
Man you are old
Jesus
Go to sleep
you don't want your back to give out

SAM
HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR

Dylan
working the pussy 12 hours

SAM
HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR
OH PLEASE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW LITTLE DYLAN

Dylan
What do you do?
Lick stamps?

SAM
MY JOB CRUSHES LITTLE LADY BOYS LIKE YOU
DAILY

Dylan
With your big retarded tongue?

SAM
LITTLE LADY BOYS
NAMED DYLAN
REDUCED TO TEARS
WITH SKINT KNEES
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:21 AM       
SUCK IT
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:23 AM       
MAKE IT HAPP'N, CAP'N
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM       
Guys, I'm 50 fucking years old & I don't need this shit.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:25 AM       
It's like fifteen o' clock wherever you're at, you don't need sleep
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:32 AM       
19 o'clock.

That shit is late at my age.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 05:34 AM       
I was going to go to Japan late this year with a friend for a holiday, but I have changed my mind and now want to go to North Korea.

Now I have to trick my friend into thinking it is better somehow.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 06:58 AM       
Of course it is. Have fun with that.

I woke up wanting guacamole and I'm not quite sure why :/
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 11:45 AM       
As long as you eat it with blue-corn tortilla chips, you're good.
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