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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 12:33 PM       



oh.

A mayor in a town near here just died suddenly. He was small-town famous for threatening some other guy with a gun at a city council meeting.

Some guys just go Draconian.

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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 12:48 PM       
I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 12:50 PM       
Lube up and slip those bad boys on! :O
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 12:54 PM       
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I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!
In hono(u)r of the departed Mr McLaren?
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:18 PM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:23 PM       
hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:27 PM       
Ahhh, so that's why the sky was on fire last night.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:50 PM       
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YEEEEEEEEAH YOU SMUG SONUVABITCH, Y'AIN'T GOING TO HELL, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ROT
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:51 PM       
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hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra
Every time we get a good meteor shower, it clouds over.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 01:52 PM       
FUCK YOU ELX! I WATCHED DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, YOU JUST WANT AMERICA TO GO BLIND AND GET EATEN ALIVE





I BET YOU ALREADY BOUGHT SAM A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 02:27 PM       
Gates is going to hell for sure.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 03:41 PM       
Day of the Triffids bugged me out real bad when I watched it.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 03:45 PM       
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it's ok, i went outside and the urge is gone again.
oh well La-dee-DAH mistuh FANCY PANTS; some of use have just moved to a new state and been unemployed for five months AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR EVEN WASTE GAS BY DRIVING ANYWHERE IF IT WASN'T CRITICALLY IMPORTANT




I've still got two weeks before my new jobs start AM SAD AND JEALOUS NOW
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 03:59 PM       
Hey America, what is this where the Canadian Dollar is worth a tiny bit more than yours? How are you supposed to be number one with that noise? Come on! Get your act together.
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 04:28 PM       
We're not as fucked as the Euro is if Greece finally falls apart and defaults on everything


Funny thing, I specifically remember when the Euro was relatively new and Greece wanted in, and everyone was all like "uuuuuuuuuuh, your economy kind of sucks; that could bite us in the ass" and Greece was all like "Aw, you crazy guys! Quit joking around!"
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 04:31 PM       
Canada is just trying to entice us, same way that a whore with herpes gets a tit job and strips. You know it's worth something but at what cost man!
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 04:36 PM       
As long as Canada picks up the slack of our godless excuse of an economy (but Newsweek was just congratulating us on our miracle turnaround! oooh! I feel secure now!), we North Americans can still revel in our superiority to South America despite Mexico constantly ruining our reputation
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 04:44 PM       
Mexico is the older brother with a G.E.D that's constantly going in and out of prison, the US is the smart, spoiled, and mouthy youngest son who dropped out of college to work at his dad's company and get completely bombed in his spare time, while Canada is the responsible middle child who got himself a steady, respectable, unimpressive job and is pretty easygoing despite the fact that everyone takes him for granted and treats him like shit
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 04:47 PM       
South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 05:16 PM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 06:31 PM       
hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck
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Old Apr 16th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
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South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away
And just like in every trailer park you'll find a meth lab, so too does Rio exist in South America.
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 01:38 AM       
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hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck
Direct deposit is wonderful.
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:11 AM       
I can't even find this fucking constellation and I've been looking for two nights.

Hey Pub, I've got a jar with some New Zealish coins in; I'd send them to you but the coins probably wouldn't cover the cost of post.
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 10:16 AM       
I don't know if its currently visible in the lower hemisphere.
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