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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 04:26 AM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 09:55 AM       
good on ya

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After spending a week with some relatives from Germany, I'm convinced that there is no way to make German not sound menacing.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 12:34 PM       
A bomb would work.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 12:47 PM       
It would be appropriate given everything they said would sound at home being screamed into a shortwave radio while soldiers hurl bundles of teletype pages into a burning barrel.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 01:13 PM       
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Also; Daphne.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2012, 06:03 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2012, 07:36 PM       
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why isn't this thread extremely racist yet

So Fartin messaged me just now. I think he is drunk. He is reading old threads on here and giggling when people say his name. It is nice to know people share my hobby.


P.S. Everyone that asked for ELX boob pics should send me pics of their dick.
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Old Aug 24th, 2012, 10:34 PM       
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now you can send me a thank you
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Old Aug 24th, 2012, 11:33 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2012, 04:44 PM       
It's a shitty week to be named Armstrong
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Old Aug 26th, 2012, 01:43 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2012, 03:34 PM       
This skit made me laugh. It reminded me of when Mock and Co. used to mock people.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...ed-connections
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Old Aug 27th, 2012, 10:23 AM       
for the past month, nearly, a church i pass every day has had this on their sign:
"GOOD EXAMPES HAS TWICE THE VALUE AS GOOD ADVICE."

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Old Aug 27th, 2012, 11:41 AM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2012, 01:29 PM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2012, 04:51 AM       
y'all are some fags
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Old Aug 29th, 2012, 10:13 AM       
muffins are good
i wish this town had a decent place to buy baked goods
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Old Aug 29th, 2012, 03:26 PM       
I had a grilled english muffin with avocado and hummus for breakfast.

Lethal breath.
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Old Aug 29th, 2012, 03:30 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 10:01 AM       
I just watched 'The people under the stairs' and the mutant who shows them the gold reminded me of you, Fathom.

I will not be surprised if I'm not the first to say this.
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 12:21 PM       
The image of that mush-mouthed hillbilly loping around in a gimpsuit and waving around a shotgun is probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen (and I've dropped acid at a podunk county fair in the deep south).
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 12:40 PM       
Some guy said I looked like Duane Allman, but that's much more accurate.

I don't have the excuse of being imprisoned for many years in a cellar to explain my skin and bone structure.

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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 12:53 PM       
Everyone tells me I just look like a fag
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 04:01 PM       
I get that or retarded/autistic/insane. It's really hard to tell when people are really listening or just feigning interest because they think I have the Downs.
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