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Old Nov 15th, 2010, 09:48 PM       
THAT STORY GETS UNBELIEVABLE AT THIS LINE:

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AND ONLY PROCEEDS TO GET MORE AND MORE FALSE.

IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.

"OH NO, I DROPPED THIS MAGNUM CONDOM FOR MY MONSTER DONG."
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Old Nov 15th, 2010, 11:04 PM       
i skipped from the begining to the end and all i know is dude had sex with some girls shoes
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 10:47 AM       
guy came on his mother's shoes
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 12:23 PM       
ALONG WITH MY WADS WITH HUNDREDS.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 05:57 PM       
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IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.
This is why i love the internet and bother reading threads like this.
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Old Nov 28th, 2010, 07:22 AM       
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IT'S EVEN A MAGNUM, FUCKING PLEASE.
Reminds me of that Bristol Palin/Situation abstinence/or use protection public awareness ad

I tried to find it on youtube, luckily it was not there though, it is painfully bad to watch
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Old Nov 28th, 2010, 03:54 PM       
The soup played it, I think John Stewart and Colbert did too. Not at all worth watching though, unless you want to kill yourself.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2010, 07:25 AM       
I stopped reading at w/. I can never get past a w/, I guess it's some sort of allergy.
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Old Dec 18th, 2010, 11:52 PM       
Those fire and ice condoms don't feel like anything for me. Waste of money/embarrassment.
I hate buying condoms; every good store within five miles of my house is plagued with Christian housewives, and I get real nervous when they all walk by and glare.
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 02:37 AM       
THAT'S WHY YOU GET THE BITCH ON THE PILL AND BAREBACK IT. YOU FUCKS.
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 02:47 AM       
She got off it because they made her nauseas all the time, and she hasn't gotten around to getting a different kind. Any of you have any recommendations?
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 04:23 AM       
you should do the whole raised eyebrow thing and then shift your eye contact between the xtian housewives and the condoms and then your junk like you're offering them somethgin
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 05:29 AM       
isnt there a man pill now
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 03:24 PM       
aviane never gave me trouble, but then again I haven't had trouble with any of them that I can think of. I'm currently on the depo shot. It slows my metabolism a little, but it allows me to eat a bit less without dropping tons of weight (which was happening before that).
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 12:00 AM       
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THAT'S WHY YOU GET THE BITCH ON THE PILL AND BAREBACK IT. YOU FUCKS.

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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
also, IUD.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 01:39 AM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 02:03 AM       
get that thing that swims inside your penis when you pee and it will eat the sperm before you have sex with her
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 02:47 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 03:40 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2010, 09:54 PM       
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also, IUD.
Yeah, we wanted to get her that, but it's a little pricey, from what we've heard. Don't they run around $500?
As for the candiru, I suppose the blinding pain whenever I got it up would be an effective form of birth control...
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Old Dec 21st, 2010, 10:31 PM       
Health insurance should take care of most of the cost, tbh.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2010, 01:31 AM       
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Health insurance should take care of most of the cost, tbh.
Oh, well that changes everything. We'll have to check it out again, then.
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