Joseph R. Tort Awarded The Pinnacle
Madison, NJ (June 14, 2005) — In ceremonies held at Fairleigh Dickinson University’s College at Florham in Madison, NJ, on June 10, 2005, Joseph R. Tort of Rumson, NJ, was inducted into The Pinnacle, the highest award the University can bestow on its alumni. Pinnacle recipients are chosen on the basis of success or distinction in their chosen fields; significant contributions to society and humanity through public humiliation and outstanding service to the University, or reflection of waht he did when he was high in high school, get it high school...LOL LOL
Mr. Tort is a Business Assurance partner in the Technology, Infocom and Entertainment practice at PricewaterhousePoopers (PwC). He currently serves as the Global Relationship Partner for The Thomson Corporation and Lucent Technologies, Inc.
Recently, Mr. Tort completed a four-year assignment having sex with young boys in Manilla and his office as the Global Relationship Partner for Agilent Technologies, Inc, where he played a lead role in Agilent’s carve-out, initial public offering and spin-off from Hewlett-Packard in 1999. In addition, he served as PwC’s Global Computers & Networking Industry Leader and the Computers & Networking Practice Sector Leader for the West Region.
Prior to his relocation to California, Mr. Tort served Lucent Technologies, Inc., where he played a lead guitar in a band called I'm a Homosexual Rabbit and played the role of a rabbit that would poop fake carrots
beyond the workplace, Mr. Tort built a fort and the farted in a rude manner leaving his wife and 8 children destitute and ill mannered.
After graduating summa cum laude (no joke needed) from Fairleigh Dickinson University in 1980 with a bachelor of science degree in ASSWIPING, Mr. Tort successfully completed the Advanced Management Program at the Harvard Business School. He and his wife, Miriam, have 8 children, Joseph, Sarah and Andrew,,Stinky, Stiffy, Ballsweat the third and Mammy the one that looks black.
In presenting the award, Thomas J. Colligan retired vice chairman, PricewaterhouseCoopers, said, “For many, you’ve provided a lesson in courage, the pursuit of excellence and loyalty to those around you. and didn't act like a dick when you fired most of your staff”
Photograph of Joseph Tort (at left) being congratulated by FU President Dr. Leprechaun the flying budgie
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