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Let's play Hardball!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
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Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:35 PM
Uh-uh, man.. nah man, you don't wanna rile me, man.. you just riled the wrong motherfucker, man. Nah you don't even know man. I'm the last guy you wanna fuck with man cause you don't know me man I'll fuckin I'll kill your ass man you don't even know man cause you don't know man. I'm like a motherfuckin earthquake wrapped in a hurricane nestled in a box of tsunamis man, you got it? That's what I am man I'm fuckin kick your ass I'm like a motherfuckin natural disaster times triplicate man! Fucking waitin to kick your ass you don't even know man cause I'm trained in supersecret martial arts man. Shit I can't even tell you man. I had to live underwater for a year man to learn this shit. I can't even avow any of this stuff. I got tricks. I know fuckin 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man. So don't fuck with me. You don't want to fuck with me cause I know super ninja shit man.. like - right now! I just turned invisible! You didn't even know that! I just turned invisible man! You say you lookin at me cause you hear my voice, but I just turned invisible. You think you see me but I just put all my visiblity onto you so you double visible now! That negates itself! Whatcha you gonna do motherfucker? You can run but you can't hide! I'll fuckin find your ass cause I'm invisible and you're double visible! You opened up the wrong motherfuckin can of worms bitch! You opened up the wrong can of worms man. Cause this, this is you going, "Aw man, what's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms out man. See what's up in here man." And you fuckin open it up. And you just lookin at, "Look at that! That ain't nothin but a stupid little can of worms! What's that about? I don't give a shit about that little can of worms!" Then when your back's turned all them worms climb up on top of each other and form one big worm! and AND KILL YOU with their worm-like veracity.
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