72 Donuts in 2.5 hours

[Studio8]

So my roommate Java says he can eat 72 mini donuts in 2.5 hours. They are chocolate and look real gross. He's doing it tomorrow night and there is lots of money on the line. I will check back in later and reveal how it went.
This is probably more exciting and interesting to me than most of you.

[Emu]

You have idiot friends.

[Studio8]

It's going to be funnier than it sounds. This guy Java is a professional editor and makes real nerdy videos in his spare time and the video he made of himself preparing is really funny. I fucking swear.

[ziggytrix]

i could prolly do it with powdered mini donuts - those things are like crack.

your idiot friend has his work cut out for him tho, as the chocolate ones are much more filling.

[rockets redglare]

Is he allowed any milk at all?

[Geggy]

Keep us posted.

I had a friend who could eat 36 honey dipped donuts from krispy kreme in one sitting. We didn't keep time but we estimated it lasted 1.5 hours.

[Guitar Woman]

Only 72? Your roommate's a fucking lightweight. :/

[Studio8]

It's 700% of your daily fat needs. He's going to shit everywhere and complain and vomit and it's going to be fun. I will post pictures and whatnot. The meet and greet is in 20 minutes then the competition begins.

[Matt Harty]

How many people are showing up to watch?

[Studio8]

A lot of people showed up. The final stats were:
52 donuts = 36 minutes.
Final 2 hours = 0 donuts.

He didn't do it. But it was a good show.

I'm sorry.

[felix_tibs]

The chocalate ones are coated in wax, thats what makes them so tasty.

[Supafly345]

Do you have a video?

[Blaber66]

I could probably eat more than 75. Fucker.

[Aneurysm]

You sir, are a liar.

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks for reviving this thread with an utterly useless comment, blaber.

[Blaber66]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Thanks for reviving this thread with an utterly useless comment, blaber.

You're welcome.

[ziggytrix]

I, OTOH, want to give you a sicnere thanks for bumping this, as I hadn't read the results.

[angelic demon]

the doughnut thing is fairly impressive but see if your guy can drink 12 cans of pepsi in 30mins. i can

[Esuohlim]

Hey fags stop bumping this thread ok

[Guitar Woman]

I think there should be a thread that we annually bump that will remind us of GOOD TIMES.

Not this one, though. This one sucks.