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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 06:33 AM        I moved back to northern VA from West VA.
After almost a week of passively searching convenience stores and grocery stores for pepperoni rolls, I've looked online only to find out that pepperoni rolls are basically distinct to West Virginia.

This explains why they're sold in every gas station and grocery store in WV and southwestern PA.

I call bullshit!

At least now I can end my quest to locate a pepperoni roll here.


Also, before people ask what a pepperoni roll is, I'll explain it:
it's pepperoni, in a roll.

Delicious, cheap, and unhealthy!
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 01:19 PM       
so, okay, great.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 03:27 PM       
The last time I was in West Virginia, we drove by some shack with a huge pile of dirt in front of it. Stuck into the pile of dirt was a wooden, hand-painted sign that read "DIRT". It was the best thing I saw on that trip.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 05:18 PM       
If you like peperoni rolls you should move to new york and get real ones.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 06:08 PM       
No way, pepperoni rolls are indigenous to WV.

I love dirt.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 07:25 PM       
Napoli's pepperoni rolls are the best!

You can do it yourself. Get Grands or Crescent rolls and a bag of sliced pepperoni, roll up, cook. No prob.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:25 AM       
I thought this was going to be about Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls.

I'm very disappointed.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 06:26 PM       
sorry to disappoint
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