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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 03:50 PM        Kill bill (vol. 1)
I'm not posting for lucy liu or uma thurman, but the actress who plays the 'girl' who tries to beat uma with a mace (sadly, uma simply kills her with a mere nail in a board.). I also like the fight scenes and anime in this movie. What would you guys choose if you were going to fight uma thurman? I'd have a steel and four .44 smith and wesson mkagnum revovers. I'd have one pair holstered at my waist, and the other above my stomach. they'd be holstered with the butts facinjg out, so I could make like I was crossing my arms and simply drop my hands then whip the guns out. feel free to post any comments on this movie or on how you'd fight uma thurman.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 03:58 PM       


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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
id go with my bare hands cuz im that bad ass

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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 06:22 PM       
I'd whip out my D and then shed have no choice but to dorp down and pawn over it. Then Id constrict her neck.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:41 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:07 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:56 PM       
you would get arrested if you tried to fight uma thurman.
I'm not the biggest fan of her, but I dont think I would ever want to beat her up...
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 07:02 AM       
I know this sounds kinda nerdy, But I would have to use that Seven Foot Sword from that Anime Berserk. Its just a badass weapon.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 10:06 AM       
Actually, it isn't.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 10:17 AM       
what is then? your marvelous endowment??
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 04:22 PM       
yeah, if something from anime isnt cool, then what is, PRAY TELL
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 09:09 PM       
mini gun. i mean who the hell can fight a mini gun? when there using a damn sword!
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 11:15 PM       
I WOULD USE A +6 BLACK MAMBA KNIFE WITH MY NEW KUNG FU SKILLS
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 08:49 PM       
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I know this sounds kinda nerdy, But I would have to use that Seven Foot Sword from that Anime Berserk. Its just a badass weapon.
if it's seven feet long i doubt you could even lift it much less hit someone with it

who do you think you are, andre the fucking giant
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 03:03 AM       
I think he's an anime fag.

AND I THOUGHT MY BURN VICTIM WOULD SCARE YOU TURDS AWAY, BUT I GUESS SINCE YOU CAN WATCH SOMETHING AS DISGUSTING AS ANIME, THAT'S EASY COOKIES.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 03:20 AM       

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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 03:58 AM       
the hat monster wont scare them because most of people here dont bother reading the posts before theirs
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 12:22 PM       
Hey, you put your anime in my burn victim!



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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 12:22 PM       
uh, what the HELL is the hat monster
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 02:57 PM       
Hes recovering from a forced gangbang from his family. Jeez! What else happens in anime?
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 08:48 PM       
Great thread, guys! I really enjoyed reading it!
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