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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 05:50 PM        What is funny
By yours Truely.

here is a funny story
about what is funny.
I sipped on that wine, and looked at my date.
So here is where he said
He wanted to know me.
and added
"what do you find funny?"
"plenty of things...the regular humor"
he wasn't satisfied
and felt patronized.
"like what?" He reittorated.
"regular stuff. car crashes and war scenes,
warhol and dahmer."
I had lost interest,
he was clearly horrified.
"you're a bitch, and i want to go home"
So we walked for a street or two,
then he said once more
'whats funny to you?"
"Racism. world war II. Gawddamn, that was a funny war"
And I saw that night,
a kid fall off his skateboard,
He laughed and smiled, elbows ableeding.
and I laughed.
"whats funny about that"
of course.. "getting up"

~ Gabby GaGa
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 08:17 PM       
GOD DAMMIT MOS DEF

MOS DEIFNATELY NOT
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 12:41 PM       
here is my poem entitled gabby gag get over yourself

gabby gag get over yourself
you oughta rent a helicopter and a pilot (leave this up to your friends i'm sure you'd just dig up a corpse with a french name maybe your friends will find a nice handsome dude and you'll fall in love give it a chance)
to get over yourself
i know a few good sherpas that cuold help you (theyre nice guys with families maybe you'll wonder why they smile all the time huh)
to get over yourself

gabby gag get over yourself
you might need jetpack (do not drink your wine while flying please)
to get over yourself
maybe you can hire some chinese dudes to blow a hole through you so you can get to the other side of yourself and prove that you dont need to abide by the obstacles placed in your way well that would be cheating you dumb b*tch
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 03:21 PM       
Mr. Adventure..truly a wonder in the world of literature. I bow before the master...a true poet.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 03:35 AM       
What in all holy hell did my conciededness have to do with that story.

The story aint even real. that is why ITS A STORY.
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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 02:11 PM       
You're conceited because you think your shitty stories and poetry are any good. Probably because you share it at starbucks or on message boards with other shitty poets and writers and still haven't learned that most of the people on this message board have a higher iq than most of the people you've ever known. I bet you think because a bunch of idiots enjoy your poetry means it must be good, but that's clearly not the case. Want to know why? Because idiots are stupid and therefore have bad taste.
or at the very least we have bullshit detectors, and it's obvious you're so full of it it leaks out your ears eyes nose and mouth. You should call a doctor.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 04:08 AM       
i throw pearls before oinkers.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 04:10 AM       
When Im done with Gus,
Im gonna kick your ass five ways to sunday in thee mock wars.
suck on it, bitch.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 02:00 PM       
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i throw pearls before oinkers.
worst character ever.
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 03:46 AM       
I happen to think that Gabby is a genius .
I demand more gabby poetry now!
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 04:06 AM       
Kahl, I think your starting to get her to crack. She's not even posteing in her usual 'form' anymore. She's going to 'Kick your ass, Five (yes thats 5), way's till SUNDAY (yes, the day after saturday, usually the start of the week)' In the MOCK WARS, nontheless. But, not until she's done with GUS!

Now, see what I did there?
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 04:49 PM       
Tried to get kalh to forget that he hates you more than her?
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 05:36 PM       


Gabby I would love to purchase an 8 x 11 print of this picture of your gram-gram and pop-pop's backyard it really speaks to me.
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 07:50 PM       
gabby, gabby HEY
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 09:31 PM       
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Gabby I would love to purchase an 8 x 11 print of this picture of your gram-gram and pop-pop's backyard it really speaks to me.
More ameture work, it follows all the textbook rules of what is suposed to look good, and is still manages to be physicaly stressful to look at.

I applaud your talent gabby.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 12:24 AM       
Funny is not what Jay said to Nas
Funny is when workin' niggas can't find jobs
So they tryna find niggas to rob
Tryna find bigger guns so they can finish the job
Funny is when the crack kids can't find moms
Cause they end up inna PINE box or locked behind bars
Funny ain't the Summer Jam for Hot 97
Funny is the cocaine and AIDS epidemic
Funny don't come with a radio edit
Funny is when the judge is callin' you "defendant"
Funny, it comes with a long jail sentence
Handed down to you in a few short minutes
Funny is when your girl come through for a visit
Talkin' bout "I'm pregnant by some other nigga"
Funny is high blood pressure and bad credit
Need a loan for your home and you're too broke to get it
And all your little kids is doin is gettin' bigger
You tryin not to raise 'em around these wild niggas
Funny is when a gold digger got ya seat and a
A manicured hand out like "pay me nigga"
Or I'm tellin' your wife
Or startin' up some foul rumor that'll ruin your life
Funny is when a gangster ain't doin it right
Another gangster then decided what to do with his life
Funny is not what these famous niggas do on the mic
Funny is what George Bush would do in a fight
Yeah, Funny is not what Ja said to 50
Funny is more than Irv not bein here with me
When a soldier ends his life with his own gun
Funny is tryin' to figure out what to tell his son
Funny is oil prices and geopolitics
Funny is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip
Some Funny is big and some Funny is small
But what y'all call Funny is not Funny at all
Funny is real life happenin' everyday
And it's realer than them songs that you get at Kay Slay
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 09:56 AM       
Gadzooks, who's that song by?
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:30 AM       
Hey Lenor remember what I said about looking shit up yourself so you don't sound dumb?

Copy and paste a line (say, maybe the last line!) and google it to see what happens!

And if you're stuck, here's a hint: There's no "funny" business in that song!

Good luck!
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 06:29 PM       
HA, shut up you fucking
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 07:15 PM       
gabby's photography makes me wish cameras were never invented
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:00 PM       
Are you ready kids?
Gabby Gaga!
HA HA HA HA
Now Slap Your Hands
Now Spread those wings
Gabby Gaga!
Feather your bangs
Shake your buns!
That's Nice!
Now think about your dad!
What's your dad like?
I want to meet that dad!

Slap your face!
Slap your friend!
Get sexy kids!
Gabby Gaga!
Stinks in here!
Smells like Meat!
Rotten Meat!
Kids why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places!
Kids you stupid mother fuckers, what the hell's wrong with you kids?
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 05:33 AM       
Milhouse are you dead? That last attack looked very brutal :O
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