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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 03:21 PM       


Someone on Fark posted my exact reaction to that:http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...f?t=1234466536
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
Oh, now she looks like Angelina Jolie.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
Wow.

I had two tiny twins and felt like a bowling ball was lodged in there. I can't even imagine.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
I saw pictures of the after math of an octuplet birthing once. The lady showed her stomach and was very unhappy about how gross it looked. It was just folds and folds of skin. She wore an ace bandage around her to keep it in place. Poor lady. I think she was going in for surgery to fix it.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 05:02 PM       
My mom's dog had 8 babies once.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 10:08 PM       
she hasn't had any plastic surgery at all look at that unmodified face.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 10:47 PM       
To be completely fair, sometimes during pregnancy your features go all kerfuckety. Weird swelling and acne and redness and whatnot.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com

That's her website about this.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 10:56 PM       
Does pregnancy make your lips look like a duck though?
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 10:58 PM       
No, that would probably be the collagen.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 11:03 PM       
OR HER BUSTED UP CHEEK BONES FROM FACIAL RECONFIGURATION.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 11:44 PM       
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http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com

That's her website about this.
lol, it's just some pictures of her babies, a guestbook and a place to give her money.
What a ho

edit: wait, I guess there isn't even a guestbook, just a place to leave comments for them
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 12:12 AM       
Yeah, I was hoping to see what other people wrote, and was disappointed that they stole that joy from us.

But judging from the article I just read that said that she had to flee her home, and that even her publicist is getting death threats, I can pretty much guess what they're saying.


Also: "Octuplets mom 'creepy', says Angelina Jolie"
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 12:21 AM       
That stupid cunt just had 8 kids. She's going to get free everything for a long time, and probably her own stupid fucking TV show to boot.

Also, she looks more like Alanis Morrisette.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
That picture made me gag.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 01:17 AM       


In the straight-on angle her gut looks like a chapped tit.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 11:35 AM       
I just saw an older pic of her and she was quite pretty before the Angelina Jolie goofiness.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
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I just saw an older pic of her and she was quite pretty before the Angelina Jolie goofiness.
Link please? I'm curious now.

Say what you will about Jolie, but at least she never made the taxpayer support her brood.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 07:14 PM       
it was on a news report, but I can't find one online. She was very pretty, no weird cheekbones or lips, with curly black hair.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 02:30 PM       
She looks more lke Janine garofalo.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 04:06 PM       
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That stupid cunt just had 8 kids. She's going to get free everything for a long time, and probably her own stupid fucking TV show to boot.

Also, she looks more like Alanis Morrisette.
All this stuff coming out about the other kids and the foodstamps and the plastic surgery have eroded all sympathy for the woman. She's not getting free anything, apart from the foodstamps.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 06:51 PM       
I hope she rolls over and smothers a few while shes sleeping
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
I just can't understand how the doctor was convinced to put seven embryos in her at once. Look at her stomach! Even if there hadn't been the twins, it still wouldn't have been that much smaller. Seriously, having your stomach stretched to that size can not be safe at all.

And wow. I admire Jolie for her charities and adopting kids from third world nations and all, but I wouldn't go and change my face and hair to look like her! I'm wondering if the woman got the multiple embroys implanted because she wanted a big family like Jolie also. Did her obsession with Angelina start before or after the pregnancy?
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...c-surgery.html
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Hollywood star Angelina Jolie is said to be 'creeped out' by octuplets' mother Nadya Suleman after she received several admiring letters from her.

Sources close to the Tomb Raider star said the 33-year-old Suleman had written to Jolie praising her support of children.
She is said to be irritated by Suleman - and particularly by rumours claiming the single mother had facial surgery to make her look more like her.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 08:49 PM       
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All this stuff coming out about the other kids and the foodstamps and the plastic surgery have eroded all sympathy for the woman. She's not getting free anything, apart from the foodstamps.
Good point. But, you know, some yo-yo on A&E will probably come up with an idea for a reality show where they put her and her 14 kids under one roof with those hillbillies who had 18 kids. Let's start brainstorming for show names!
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