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Old Jul 22nd, 2011, 07:37 PM       
Made me laugh. Hilarious.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2011, 05:25 PM       
he's like that honey badger chasing the pilot through the desert in that one movie.

fuck what was that movie
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Old Jul 23rd, 2011, 05:27 PM       
BEHOLD CHOJIN AND KAHL

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Old Jul 23rd, 2011, 07:21 PM       
I had a project where I had to choose an animal to model on maya and I chose the honey bager, because he's a FUCKING BADASS:



He fights a cobra, gets bit in the face several times, then after shredding the piece of shit the poison makes him TAKE A NAP

My teacher who was from South Africa told me that their such badasses because about 10% of your brain is what triggers aggression.

Honey Badgers brain is JUST the aggressive part
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 12:29 AM       


Godzilla breath melted my hairline.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:02 AM       
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he's like that honey badger chasing the pilot through the desert in that one movie.

fuck what was that movie
The Gods Must Be Crazy
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:15 AM       
The only thing I remember about The Gods Must Be Crazy was that they showed it in class in my high school days and I got kicked out of class because I made a remark about a bush woman's tits.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:25 AM       
I think this was Gods Must Be Crazy II.

That poor guy died of TB
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 01:23 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 02:04 PM       
Why can't my head catch fire like yours!
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 03:06 PM       


The roommate and I hanging out in the back yard.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 06:21 PM       
Is that thermite or just some other combustible stuff?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 06:35 PM       
It's a mixture of 1/4th water and 3/4ths lighter fluid in a beer bottle. We spray the beer bottle and the table with the lighter fluid too, light that and then keep stoking the table with more fluid until the water starts to boil and sends steam/lighter fluid up through the spout in bursts, some of them cultivating in a fireball. Some have been as high as 15 feet.

It is dangerous though since sometimes the bottle will get too hot, like if the lighter fluid gets on the bottle instead of the wood when stoking it. That causes the bottle to explode sometimes, other times just fall apart. Plus there's the whole fire hazard. We keep a hose nearby just in case. We figured this out when water got into the lighter fluid after a rain and we decided to just pour it into a bottle and light the bottle on fire.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 07:15 PM       
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It's a mixture of 1/4th water and 3/4ths lighter fluid in a beer bottle.
Woah man, didn't know you were like some kind of scientist
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
That is some badass motherfuckery koko.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 12:34 AM       
Agreed, fire is always amazing and the instructions are always appreciated.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 07:24 AM       
definitely the gods must be crazy 2.

there's also some crazy kids doin crazy thangs in it.

oh that conversation ended? shit.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 08:57 AM       
Apparently, but the idea of Kahl as a honey badger always a couple of feet behind Chojin is still fucking funny to me.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 09:59 AM       
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Also, I rode my bike like this for about a month:


THAT BICYCLE WAS CLEARLY USED AS A MURDER WEAPON. TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.

I MEAN, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. (I USED TO BE AN ARMY MEDIC, TOO MANY PHRASES TO REMEMBER)
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 11:21 PM       
Infraction time

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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 03:21 AM       
NOT ON MY WATCH
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 03:44 AM       
that's just terrible, bill

that poor fake burger
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 10:37 AM       
From the looks of it that place was closing down and he wouldn't let the employees leave. Just kept sitting there posing like artie, strongest man in the world, with the burger on his crotch.
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 04:30 PM       
"YOU STAY. YOU TAKE MY PICTURE. FUCKING NOW."

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