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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 07:10 PM        The unmitigated awesome of the Chick Tract.
I love these things so much. I collect them whenever I can.

Because they're notoriously touchy about it, I won't include any scans of "copyrighted" work or go into religious implications. I'll link you to a site of everything he ever wrote and it'll all speak for itself.

Every Chick Tract Ever.


Today I got 5 new ones, including "Love the Jewish People" (it said England is going to hell because they mistreated Jews ), "The Slugger" (He wins the world series, is told by his gardener he's going to hell, gets shoulder cancer and dies, then his greedy family finds out he left everything to the gardener), and "Little Shoes", where a drunk Latino guy gambles away the money for his son's shoes. The son cuts his foot and dies of pneumonia .

The art is great, but it's the melodramatic telenovela plots that really get me.

Shoulder cancer?
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 07:49 PM       
i think i watched a documentary on this subject.

actually i take that back. i know i watched a documentary on this subject.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 08:03 PM       
DON'T GET ADDICTED, YOU MIGHT DEVELOP CHICK TRACT MARKS.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 09:20 PM       
Oh man, do I ever love these things. They're like mutant brother of the Underground Comix movement that the comic book family keeps chained up in the shed. I always wanted to buy the complete collection of them, but I realized that half the fun of them is finding them at creepy independent shops or laying on the sidewalk along with a bloody condom and an opened popper.
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 10:09 PM       



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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 10:12 PM       
My favorite was the Father and son, going to the Middle East, when Dad explains the Arabs pray to the "moon god" - an Arab overhears and calls Dad out "You infidel, you will burn in the recesses of hell for all eternity" - long story short, Dad convinces Arab to convert to Christianity, the ONE TRUE RELIGION.

Maybe Jack should visit Mullah Omar or al-Zwahiri. HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 10:13 PM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2011, 10:14 PM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 01:30 AM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 01:48 AM       
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE EVER DO

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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 02:11 AM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 02:57 AM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 03:10 AM       
Is this some sort of Utah thing?
I'm honestly surprised I haven't found any of these yet. These seem like the perfect Austin export; both stupid art AND zealously religious
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 05:32 AM       
let me guess--he reads them and finds the lord
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 09:51 AM       
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I always wanted to buy the complete collection of them, but I realized that half the fun of them is finding them at creepy independent shops or laying on the sidewalk along with a bloody condom and an opened popper.
It's about $15 to buy every one in print, but I've come to the same conclusion. I always do well at fairs (fair season coming up!). Every once in a while, there will be a stack of them on the toilet paper dispenser in a public restroom or something, but I generally won't touch those. Icky.

I found these at a Christian petting zoo. I was so excited when I saw the giant rack of them.
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 12:47 PM       
i actually thought this was gonna be about a tin toy
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 01:23 PM       
These legitimately upset me. If these things turn out to be made by bored religious radicals trying to troll a few shmucks, it's workin' on me.
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
The only one I've ever owned was "This Was Your Life"
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The WTFbus museum has made an important new acquisition, and you'll see it shortly.
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The WTFbus museum has made an important new acquisition, and you'll see it shortly.
I'm waiting in breathless antcipation.
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Old Jul 10th, 2011, 11:16 PM       
dark dungeons is the best one

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