Hello Wiffles, how are you? Do anything interesting lately?
I know a guy with cerebral palsy, his right arm and leg are very horribly disfigured, and he has trouble speaking. He was so bummed that he was a virgin that he was going to pay for a prostitute and get it over and done with, but I managed to help him realise that virginity isn't as important/bad as people make it out to be, and that finding someone genuine rather than paying someone to force themselves to have sex with you is a much better alternative, and one that you would at least not look back on with regret. Pub, tell Jonathan Clements that if my disfigured acquaintance can deal with using his personality to have sex, then his fat body and mental-ness can do the same.