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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 06:17 AM       
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I've lately started freaking out and becoming intensely uncomfortable the instant I realize that my hair has grown just past the point that I think I need a haircut. At this point, I'm inconsolable; even my girlfriend's insistence that longer hair looks 'Cuter on you', I almost rabidly insist on getting a haircut.
I feel you. I like to keep my lettuce tight as well, soon as it grows beyond a certain point I get antsy and want it cut right away. Heck my GF even voices pretty much the same longer hair argument as well.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 06:18 AM       
Sounds like the usual fun. I got given the whole Adobe Cs4 pack, and the only thing I've touched is Photoshop.
I don't even know what half of the shit is.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 06:19 AM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 11:40 AM       
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I feel you. I like to keep my lettuce tight as well, soon as it grows beyond a certain point I get antsy and want it cut right away. Heck my GF even voices pretty much the same longer hair argument as well.
This is also getting worse with having my girlfriend's prom in a few weeks; whenever I get reminded of it, I stare at a mirror and try to think 'Should I trim my hair? I think it needs a trim. And what about the color? I think I need to touch it up. But should I stay with the blue, or go with green?'
I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 12:04 PM       
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My edit button's been stolen.

I don't think you fags realize how crippling that is.
You should never have been given it back.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 12:07 PM       
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I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.
All the cocksucking was probably it.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 12:20 PM       
Figurative or literal? I'm pretty famous for both
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 12:57 PM       
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Seeing as I don't factor in the billboard photo, you'd best change the title from "Ladies of I-Mockery" to "Ladies of I-Mockery I'd Have Relations With".
But you put a restraining order on me.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:02 PM       
Also the photomania thing only allowed 3 photos. You think I actually took time out of my busy day to photoshop them in? HAH
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:03 PM       
Also getting jealous turns me on.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:08 PM       
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Or "Ladies of I-Mockery That Sound Like They're Single"
Shrub is legally married but no one here is taking that seriously
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:19 PM       
I'm not single either, but that doesn't stop people from assuming since I'm not with Choj, I must be single.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:21 PM       
And Elx is still 14, so the only single and obtainable I-Mock lady is kahljorn
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:26 PM       
Kahljorn IS very confusing in drag
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:50 PM       
Wait, is it not ok to wank over pictures of married/dating women?
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
I always check the single status of the women in the porn that I jerk it to.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 01:57 PM       
Nobody is single? Guess I can stop the sucking up then.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
What a curious way to masturbate.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 03:11 PM       
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really? twice in one day? I am almost 19 and I took that picture like two months ago :@

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
what was the name of that one film that was really sad with that zombie that sang that song that was like "all byyyyyy mysellllllf"?
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I am almost 19 and I took that picture like two months ago.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:06 PM       
Hangie is more of a its complicated status....cuz thats a thing you can pick places now. I'd love to see that on my health and dental information.

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:45 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:47 PM       
Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'

I lol'ed.
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