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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:03 PM       
edit: Hey Dude.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:06 PM       
I KNOW I'LL GET IN TROUBLE BUT SOMEONE HAS TO RABBLEROUSE
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:11 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:13 PM       
Is that a ginger beard or pretty lips?
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 04:35 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:16 PM       
For those of you who managed to obtain ham before Omaha Steaks realized what people were doing, glad it worked.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:21 PM       
I appreciate it. I tried, but was sadly too late. Next time free ham, next time.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:26 PM       
EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BASTARDS BETTER CUT IT WITH THE DYLANS NIPPLES HORRORFEST NOW THAT I HAVE A TACTICAL DETERRENT


DEFINE "MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION"
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:36 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:37 PM       
THAT IS THE TACTICAL DETERRENT.

ONCE AGAIN, DEFINE "MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION"
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:51 PM       
LEG OFF TIME
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:51 PM       
YOU'RE ARGUMENT IS FLAWED

FOR IT'S QUITE PRESUMPTUOUS OF YOU

TO THINK THAT THAT IS SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT TO SEE
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 06:20 PM       
YEAH SPEAK FOR YOURSELF JERKS.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 07:10 PM       
I STILL WANT HAM
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 07:33 PM       
If I had my way you'd have it.

They probably fired someone over that today, after they lost millions of dollars in ham and shipping.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 07:49 PM       
Yup. It's a bummer, but it'd have been just as easy to have people spend a mandatory $25 or something before you get the ham.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 08:04 PM       
Although the mental image of a little bar graph in a meeting room makes me giggle. Everyone was summoned immediately to explain why beef stick sales were suddenly through the roof
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 09:14 PM       
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Although the mental image of a little bar graph in a meeting room makes me giggle. Everyone was summoned immediately to explain why beef stick sales were suddenly through the roof
GENTLEMEN, I IMAGINE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I CALLED THIS MEETING. HOW CAN WE MAKE MORE STICKS.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 09:54 PM       
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For those of you who managed to obtain ham before Omaha Steaks realized what people were doing, glad it worked.
Next time, Kit, next time.

I will also weigh in on a vote for unbanning Mr. Jorn. If we're voting that is. Time of suspension to be determined.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 11:44 AM       
free calgon!

(free ham!)
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 03:55 PM       
HAM ORDER CANCELLED!


Dear (Kitsa),

Thank you for shopping with Omaha Steaks. We appreciate your
interest in our company.

It has come to our attention that an individual posted one of our
mailer offers online but did not include the appropriate terms and
conditions that were published with the original offer.
Unfortunately, orders received as a result of this posting that did
not meet the terms and conditions of the offer cannot be honored. As
stated in the terms and conditions of this mailer, the free shipping
and handling plus the free ham only applies to orders that include a
main selection from the mailed offer. In reviewing your order, it
appears a main selection was not included. We regret to inform you
that your order has been cancelled.

If you would like to place an order that includes a main selection
from the mailer, please contact us at 1-800-228-9055.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter and we apologize for
any inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Jamie Toledo
Consumer Services Manager
Omaha Steaks



Well, that sucks I got the info from a sister-in-law, who got her info from a coupon-clipping site, so that must be where the trouble originated

I'm sorry, guys.

I'd be all mad and boycott omaha steaks now but I can't afford any of their stuff anyway.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 04:00 PM       
Well that smells like a false advertising lawsuit from a bunch of coupon cutters.
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Old Jul 25th, 2011, 04:03 PM       
If it's any consolation, we got Omaha steaks as a gift once and they weren't anything special.
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