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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 02:46 PM       
Oh cheeseburgers equal bans. That's cool.
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 03:11 PM       
yo, happy birthday hadassssssssss
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 04:27 PM       
small towns are pretty awesome all right.

i got a haircut and the shop only takes cash/checks, he just said "you can come back and pay later." wow really? that trusting? sweet.

i had to call to schedule a heating oil delivery (what the fuck is this, 1967?) and i guess we don't have an account with this company so the lady was asking where the house is, eventually asking "are you renting from the halls?" "yeah." "all right, i know where it is." what the fuck, sweet. i hate having to explain "we're the small green house on the left just after the day care (that nobody ever notices)."
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 06:33 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 06:55 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 09:22 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2011, 09:30 PM       
actually when i get out of the shower the first thing i put on is a tie as well
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 05:14 AM       
FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 10:54 AM       
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FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
You seem a little tense.
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 11:14 AM       
He couldn't get off.
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 01:39 PM       
I had to look GODADDY.COM up on Wikipedia, and I still don't know what it is - shows how plugged into the interwebs I am.

There's even a GODADDY.COM Bowl game. WTH?
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 01:50 PM       
They have commercials with sexy ladies.
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 02:19 PM       
Yeah like danica patrick
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 02:35 PM       
and Joan Rivers
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 02:49 PM       
and Amy Winehouse
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
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They have commercials with sexy ladies.
Oh that GoDaddy.
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LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 07:16 PM       
I WITHDRAW MY RAGE AT GODADDY.COM, THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE WAS VERY SATISFACTORY AND "MELISSA" WAS PATIENT, HELPFUL, AND FIXED MY PROBLEMS
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 07:21 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 07:36 PM       
her name was probably alyssa and she's going to be pissed because you got her name wrong i think she's actually reading this right now (hi alyssa)
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 09:32 PM       
Ugh! Minecraft has taken over my life. *sigh*
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 10:07 PM       
Danica Patrick
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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 10:18 PM       
jesus christ i was just thinking "wow winnie cooper looks different as shit now" but that's a different danica apparently

danica is a name that more than one person has? more than one person in the public eye, at that?

what is this crazy mixed up world
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